Here we haveBojack Horseman Quotes
‘“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you’re not.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I don’t understand how people live.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Settle. Because otherwise, you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You have to be careful, because if you spend a lot of time with stories, you start to believe that life is just stories, and it’s not.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You are a horrible person, and you, not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I got into this business because I love stories. They comfort us, they inspire us, they create a context for how we experience the world.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“My darling mother gave the eulogy. My entire life, I never heard her say a kind word to, or about my father, but at his funeral, she said, ‘My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.’” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Don’t throw your dreams away for this child.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Life is life, and that’s so sad because there’s so little time and what are we doing with it?” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep.” – Sextina Aquafina’,
‘“I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul, because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.” – Sextina Aquafina’,
‘“Don’t let that man poison your life the way he did mine.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘ “Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.” – Todd Chavez’,
‘“You’ll meet a man—a good man—and you’ll have a family, but please, believe me, you don’t want this. Please, Henrietta, you have to believe me. Please, don’t do what I did.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“When I was a kid, I used to watch you on TV, and you know I didn’t have the best family.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“I didn’t come from such a great home, but one day, I started running, and that seemed to make sense, so then I just kept running.” – Secretariat’,
‘“I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Your girlfriend has a stripper name.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Sweetie, you know I support you, whatever you want to do; but you’re not gonna find what you’re looking for in these awful made-up places.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you hating the troops thing is not great.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“All I learned about being good, I learned from TV.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You were born broken, that’s your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends; but that won’t make you whole.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You know, sometimes, I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’re BoJack Horseman. There’s no cure for that.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “You are going to finish your schooling and become a nurse.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back, slow you down; but you don’t let them.” – Secretariat’,
‘“There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.” – Secretariat’,
‘“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m gonna say, ‘Hello. I am BoJack Horseman. Obviously, you know who I am, because I’m very famous, and also because we called ahead. And I am here because I need help.’” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Don’t you stop running and don’t you ever look behind you.” – Secretariat’,
‘“The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.” – Henry Winkler’,
‘“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“I don’t hate the troops, I just hate one specific troop. I don’t even hate him, I just think he’s wrong about the muffins.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“In TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “It’s not just you, you know. Your father and I, we, well, you come by it, honestly—the ugliness inside you.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘ “I have half a mind.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce’,
‘“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“It’s not you, you tell yourself, it’s that bad thing you did.” – The Closer’,
‘“Do you often keep people at arm’s length? Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?” – The Closer’,
‘“I guess in human terms it would be—he’s all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“It doesn’t matter where you are. It’s who you are, that’s not gonna change whether you’re in California or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can’t escape you.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “BoJack, when I was your age, I got sad. A lot.” – Secretariat’,
‘“BoJack, when you get sad, you run straight ahead and you keep running forward, no matter what.” – Secretariat’,
‘“Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“It’s made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like the happiness or the Munich Olympics—it doesn’t exist in the real world.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“Things weren’t that great for me. But, for half an hour, every week, I got to watch this show about four people who had nobody, who came together and became a family, and for half an hour, every week, I had a home, and it helped me survive.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“It’s not about being happy—that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself, ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“Why would you ever make things easy for me when instead you could make things incredibly difficult?” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“Everybody deserves to be loved.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be, and I’m sorry.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you.” – The Closer’,
‘ “Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Do you ever get the feeling that to know you more is to love you less?” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m sorry I got you fired, I’m sorry I never called you after.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day—that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” – Jogging Baboon’,
‘“You turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.” – Todd Chavez’,
‘ “Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“That’s the problem. Because he’s so nice, people don’t want to think he’s capable of awful things, so they let him off the hook.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person. Tell me that I’m good.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “But this is it; the deed is done. Silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down.” – Secretariat’,
‘No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“There are some people you can’t save. ‘Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.” – Ana Spanakopita’,
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