Here we have Breaking Bad Quotes
‘“The universe is random. It’s not inevitable. It’s simple chaos. It’s subatomic particles in endless, aimless collision. That’s what science teaches us, but what is this saying? What is it telling us, when on the very night that this man’s daughter dies, it’s me who’s having a drink with him? How can that be random?” Walter White ‘,
‘“I am not in danger, I am the danger.” Walter White’,
‘“There is gold in the streets just waiting for someone to come and scoop it up.” Walter White’,
‘“Sometimes I feel like I never actually make any of my own. Choices, I mean. My entire life it just seems I never…you know, had a real say about any of it. Now this last one, cancer…all I have left is how I choose to approach this.’” Walter White’,
‘“What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.” Walter White’,
‘“Cheer up beautiful people… this is where you get to make it right.” Walter White’,
‘“We’re done when I say we’re done” Walter White’,
‘“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” Walter White’,
‘“Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change ” Walter White’,
‘“Name one thing in this world that is not negotiable.” Walter White’,
‘“Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.” Walter White’,
‘“We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.” Walter White’,
‘“I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen. Fifty years I spent like that—finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. And I came to realize, it’s that fear that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up. Get out in the real world.” Walter White’,
‘“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.” Walter White’,
‘ “Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.” Walter White’,
‘“I mean, it’s just..it’s the constant, it’s the cycle. It’s solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It is fascinating, really.” Walter White’,
‘“I’m saying that I lived too long. You want them to actually miss you […] I truly believe there exists some combination of words. There must exist certain words in a certain specific order that can explain all of this, but with her I just can’t ever seem to find them.” Walter White’,
‘“You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past. Nothing can change what we’ve done.” Walter White’,
‘“I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I’ve made choices.” Walter White’,
‘“You know I, I just think, that ah, things have a way of working themselves out.” Walter White’,
‘“Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?” Walter White’,
‘“Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business, or the money business… Neither. I’m in the empire business.” Walter White’,
‘ “Electrons—they change their energy levels. Molecules change their bonds. Elements—they combine and change into compounds. Well, that’s all of life, right? It’s the constant. It’s the cycle. It’s solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation.” Walter White’,
‘“My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.” Walter White’,
‘ “This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…b*tch!” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘ “We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ b***h. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“What if this is like math, or algebra? And you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, and you get, like, zero douchebags?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“I am not turning down the money! I am turning down you! You get it? I want nothing to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone! Ruined, turned to s**t, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg!” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“You got me riding shotgun to every dark anal recess of this state. It’d be nice if you clued me in a little.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Are we in the meth business, or the money business?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“So you do have a plan! Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what, 60? He’s just gonna break bad?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘ “Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made Lord of the Rings. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art, right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“You know what? Why I’m here in the first place? Is to sell you meth. You’re nothing to me but customers! I made you my bitch. You okay with that?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘ “Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It’s the government, jack. Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Yeah Mr. White! You really do have a plan! Yeah science!” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘ “I got two dudes that turned into raspberry slushie then flushed down my toilet. I can’t even take a proper dump in there. I mean, the whole damn house has got to be haunted by now.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“You can’t admit, just for once, that I’m right. Come on. That O’Keeffe lady kept trying over and over until that stupid door was perfect.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“You either run from things, or you face them, Mr. White.”’,
‘“Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he’s just gonna break bad?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘ “Hey, you girls want to meet my fat stack?” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Yeah. Totally Kafkaesque” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“Look, I like making cherry product, but let’s keep it real, alright? We make poison for people who don’t care. We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.” Jesse Pinkman’,
‘“So roll me further, b*tch.” Jesse Pinkman’
‘“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.” Gus Fring’,
‘“Never do the same mistake twice” Gus Fring’,
‘ ” What does a man do? A man provides.” Gus Fring’,
‘“This is what comes from blood for blood.” Gus Fring’,
‘“When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.” Gus Fring’,
‘“A bullet to the head would have been far too humane.” Gus Fring’,
‘“Little Rata… What A Reputation To Leave Behind.” Gus Fring’,
‘“I Hide In Plain Sight, Same As You.” Gus Fring’,
‘“I Investigate Everyone With Whom I Do Business. What Careful Man Wouldn’t?” Gus Fring’,
‘“Don Eladio Is Dead. His Capos Are Dead. You Have No-One Left To Fight For…” Gus Fring’,
‘“You Are A Wealthy Man Now. One Must Learn To Be Rich. To Be Poor, Anyone Can Manage.” Gus Fring’,
‘“I don’t believe fear to be effective motivator, I will kill your entire family” Gus Fring’,
‘“A dog who bites every owner He’s had can only be disciplined with a firm hand, or put down” Gus Fring’,
‘“Hello, Hector. All of them, Hector. Don Eladio, Don Paco, Cesar, Reynaldo, Ortuno, Cisco, and Luis. Escalara. All dead.”’,
‘“We are not alike at all Mr. White. You are not a careful man. Your partner showed up late. And he was high…..You can never trust a junkie.”’,
‘“I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.” Saul Goodman’,
‘“Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.” Saul Goodman’,
‘ “Scientists love laser” Saul Goodman’,
‘”Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.” Saul Goodman’,
‘ “Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.” Saul Goodman’,
‘ ‘You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets’ nest, it’s a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh? If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.’ Saul Goodman’,
‘‘Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth.’ Saul Goodman’,
‘“If you happen to make an epic fail and find yourself on the wrong side of the law, you know who to call…” Saul Goodman’,
‘“Don’t open yourself up for weakness.” Saul Goodman’,
‘“There’s no honour among thieves… except for us of course.” Saul Goodman’,
‘“Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean, the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.” Saul Goodman’,
‘“Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?” Saul Goodman’,
‘“You know the business and I know the chemistry.” – Walter White’,
‘“This family needs saving from someone who is trying to save it” – Skyler’,
‘“I am the one who knocks” -Walter White’,
‘“The chemistry must be trusted” -Walter White’,
‘“If you’re gonna bring a gun, you gotta bring enough gun.” Hank Schrader’,
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