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‘“‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘ “Time for the charm bomb to explode.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Ugh! Summer is awful. There’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘ “Almost dying’s the best part of living. It’s called almost-live-dying.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and yes, I’m including starving children so don’t ask.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Let me see your ‘everything is okay’ face.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“A no is a yes turned upside down.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Tina’s killing it up there. And by ‘it’, I mean ‘my interest.’” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“I guess when you’re a hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.” – Rudolph Stieblitz’,
‘“Brr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your dirty lies!” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“If she’s not just a mom, then why is her name ‘mom?’” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“I know all sequels are good, but this is amazing.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Anyway, I was just saying, I think it’s important for your mom to get to do her own stuff. She’s not just a mom, she’s a person.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me.” – Teddy’,
‘“Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful you will be. I did.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor, dying.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Here’s a bunch of numbers. It may look random but it’s my phone number.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Oh, it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth—not really that much. Never mind.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Only strippers shave above the knee.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Oh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I’ve had 16.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he ate that receipt?” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“He dumped you? I’m gonna kill him—again!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“I should write a parenting book. Call it, ‘Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“The real tragedy is that I don’t have time to get nachos before we start.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“Mommy doesn’t get drunk. She just has fun.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“Was it obvious I don’t care?” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“One man’s trash is another man’s Christmas gift for Dad!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“I think I have the best legs in the family and the smoothest bottom.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“We have an Aunt Flo? She’s missed all my birthdays!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“We’re Belchers! From the womb to the tomb!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“I’m sick of acting like a dumb helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I wanna take her stupid neck and wring it!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“With four ears I can ignore you twice as hard.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Hey, Jennifer Slowpez! Get out of the way!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“If she was spice, she’d be flour.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Wine helps me drink.” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Quiet dignity? Have you met us?” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.” – Critter’,
‘“We could put on some Boyz II Men and I could slow dance.” – Jimmy Pes’,
‘“Why would I be horny? I’m not an antelope.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited because I’m going to kill myself.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“Oh, gross, he’s so gorgeous. I just wanna slap it. I wanna slap it, I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Okay. fine. But I’m gonna complain the whole time.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“I can smell fear on you.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut punch you!” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“You think you know what it feels like to kiss a man, Tina?” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Love you, cutie pie. Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’. You’re my angel—dust. Sorry. That’s a drug.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Camera, take the day off! I added 10 pounds to myself!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom. Like Gene and Tina.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“Wow, running with a coffee table’s hard. No wonder no one does that.” – Teddy’,
‘“Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Frowny face? All I’ve been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let’s just stop before we both say something we’ll regret like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it’s true.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with Jimmy Jr., you don’t just throw that away!” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in a triangle.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“You know what they say, if you love something, let it go walking off in an airport.” – Louise Belcher’,
‘“You’re just a box, aren’t you? I’m on a date with a box.” – Tina Belcher’,
‘“Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!” – Gene Belcher’,
‘“Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!” – Linda Belcher’,
‘“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife! – Teddy. 99. “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” – Bob Belcher’,
‘“Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!” – Bob Belcher’,
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