30 rock jack donaghy quotes
1- “Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs” – Jack Donaghy
2- “Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party, Boston Cream Pie, Boston Rob Mariano.” – Jack Donaghy
3- “I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.” – Jack Donaghy
4- “I have a betting system based on horse penis size.” – Jack Donaghy
5- “You are a puzzle, Kenneth Ellen, and I’m going to solve you. Yes I am.” – Jack Donaghy
6- “There are no bad ideas, Lemon. Just good ideas that go horribly bad.” – Jack Donaghy
7- “I didn’t get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by not being good at business.” – Jack Donaghy
8- “Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married.” – Jack Donaghy
9- “Come on, Lemon. What do we elites do when we screw up? We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus.” – Jack Donaghy
10- “Lemon, what happened in your childhood to make you believe that people are good?” – Jack Donaghy
11- “You know what family means to me, Lemon? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.” – Jack Donaghy
12- “Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I’ve held Walt Disney’s frozen head in my hands.” – Jack Donaghy
13- “Rich 50 is middle-class 38.” – Jack Donaghy
14- “I once claimed ‘I am God’ during a deposition.” – Jack Donaghy
15- “I don’t sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted.” – Jack Donaghy
16- “Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.” – Jack Donaghy
17- “Every time I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight ’em.” – Jack Donaghy
18- “Oh Lemon, please. Money can’t buy happiness. Money IS happiness.” – Jack Donaghy
19- “Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community? There’s a term for it: I’m a bear and I’m a daddy. I’m a daddy bear.” – Jack Donaghy
20- “I assumed it was the bottle of wine with the card reading ‘Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it on chicken or fish…’” – Jack Donaghy
21- “We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.” – Jack Donaghy
22- “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive. Haven’t you ever read my throw pillow?” – Jack Donaghy
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