30 Rock Liz Lemon Quotes
1- “Ugh, I hate January. It’s dark and freezing and everyone’s wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.” – Liz Lemon
2- “Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.” – Liz Lemon
3- “Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.” – Liz Lemon
4- “I really don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury since I’m a hologram.” – Liz Lemon
5- “Different times! Octomom!” – Liz Lemon
6- “It’s stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.” – Liz Lemon
7-“Long distance is wrong distance.” – Liz Lemon
8 “You can’t solve all your problems by shooting someone or setting a stranger on fire.” – Liz Lemon
9- “If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame down.” – Liz Lemon
10- “Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.” – Liz Lemon
11- “I wolfed my Teamster sub for you!” – Liz Lemon
12- “Lovers… Oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.” – Liz Lemon
13- “You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing, $10000 for snuggling. End of list.” – Liz Lemon
14- “Give me strength, O Oprah.” – Liz Lemon
15- “There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ’cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!” – Liz Lemon
16- “I am the Menta-Liz!” – Liz Lemon
17- “Do you need sex advice? Here’s a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.” – Liz Lemon
18- “If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it.” – Liz Lemon
19- You didn’t realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?” – Liz Lemon
20- “Fine, I’ll be okay. I got other ideas, like a microbrewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I’mma call it… Microsoft.” – Liz Lemon
21- “Everyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.” – Liz Lemon
22- “My heart’s pounding like I’m watching Oprah’s farewell season.” – Liz Lemon
23- “I don’t care! I’ll start my own group! Rejection from society is what created the X-Men!” – Liz Lemon
24- “One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say ‘yes.’ Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more.” – Liz Lemon
25- “If you’re ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I’d prefer a meat one.” – Liz Lemon
26- “It’s a Liz-aster!” – Liz Lemon
27- “Hey everybody, look! Sherlock Homo is here to solve the case of the gay sweater!” – Liz Lemon
28- “Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that pushup last year for nothing!” – Liz Lemon
29- “I also have a lot of imaginary arguments with couples on House Hunters: Why can’t people look past paint color?” – Liz Lemon
30- “WHERE’S MY MAC AND CHEESE?” – Liz Lemon
31- “God, are you doing this to me ’cause I took that blind guy’s hot dog?” – Liz Lemon
32- “BLAMMO! Another successful interaction with a man.” – Liz Lemon
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