30 Rock tracy jordan quotes
1- “Honey, I’m home! Pac-Man, I’m Jewish!” – Tracy Jordan
2- “Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.” – Tracy Jordan
3- “Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I’m not an idiot.” – Tracy Jordan
4- “I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait… what was the question?” – Tracy Jordan
5- “Television on! Pornography!” – Tracy Jordan
6- “I don’t need a birthday. ’Cause I buy myself all the presents I need….And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise.” – Tracy Jordan
7- “You’re wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.” – Tracy Jordan
8- “I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!” – Tracy Jordan
9- “I’m gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let’s go outside.” – Tracy Jordan
10-“I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn’t a new Star Trek.” – Tracy Jordan
11- “This is untoward! This is NOT TOWARD!” – Tracy Jordan
12- “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!” – Tracy Jordan
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