Sopranos Tv Show tony soprano quotes
1- “What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?”
2- ” There’s an old Italian saying: you f–k up once, you lose two teeth.””
3- “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.”
4- “I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.”
5- “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.”
6- “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
7- “I wipe my ass with your feelings.”
8- ” I’m like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit.”
9- ” She was part of that generation who grew up during the Depression. But the Depression to her was like a trip to Six Flags. “
10- “Blood. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century.”
11- “You know when I was depressed I said I didn’t want to live? Well, I’ll tell you something — I didn’t want to die”
12- “You’re only religious when it suits you.”
13- “This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are … bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin’ to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin’ it go.”
14- “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.”
15- “They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?””
16- “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?”
17- “I won’t pay. I know too much about extortion.”
18- “Log off. That ‘cookies’ shit makes me nervous.”
19- “It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.”
20- “A wrong decision is better than indecision.”
21- “What use is an unloaded gun?”
22- “All due respect, you got no f—in’ idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f—in’ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone with it all.”
23- “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?”
24- “Those who want respect, give respect.”
25- “Buy land, ‘cause God ain’t making any more of it.”
26- “The only reason I did this is because you’re my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would’ve gotten that intervention through the back of their f*ing head.”
27- “Log off. That ‘cookies’ sh-t makes me nervous.”
28- “‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.”