Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series quotes – best buffy quotes
Joss Whedon : “Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own”
Buffy: “Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?”
Buffy: “I don’t want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you.”
Giles : “Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it.”
Buffy: “Power. I have it. They don’t. This bothers them.”
Xander: “People don’t fall in love with what’s right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can’t have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.”
Faith: “Anyway, for real now, I’m gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you’ll be honest and not spare my feelings just ’cause I could kill you. You promise?”
Principal Wood: “Buffy, I’m just a guy. Granted, a cool and sexy vampire fighting guy, but still.”
Giles : “In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed.”
Glorificus: “You know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me.”
Buffy: “Passion Rules Us All, And We Obey.”
Faith: “Every guy’s got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola type, dude, naughty nurses and horny cheerleader.”
Xander : “laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
Buffy: “I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters.”
Buffy: “Embrace The Pain. Spank Your Inner Moppet. Whatever.”
Buffy: “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.”
Faith: “You gotta give me something to do. There’s no way I’m sleeping. Don’t you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed.”
Buffy: “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this — hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing.”
Angel: “Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it’s jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?”
Giles : “To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it.”
Buffy: “I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”
Buffy: “In Every Generation, There Is A Chosen One. She Alone Shall Stand Against The Vampires, Demons And Forces Of Darkness. She Is The Slayer.”
Angel: “Oh, I don’t know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there…it’s an overrated pleasure.”
Whistler: “Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can’t help that. It’s what you do afterwards that counts. That’s when you find out who you are.”
Buffy: “Dawn, The Hardest Thing In This World Is To Live In It. Be Brave. Live…For Me.”
Spike: “With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it’s a wonder that there’s room for my brain.”
Willow: “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.”
Spike: “She wouldn’t even kill me. She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I’d gone soft – wasn’t demon enough for the likes of her.”
Buffy: “Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do. And we can do it together.”
Rupert Giles : “Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.”
Xander: “Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.”
Buffy: “A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.”
Buffy: “There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us.”
Buffy: “I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.”
Rupert Giles : “A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s a demon at the core. There is no halfway.””
Glorificus: “You know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me.”
Xander Harris: “You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that’s, uh, that’s actually some pretty good advice.”
Willow: “I like you. You’re nice, and you’re funny, and you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I’m not much fun to be around either.”
Xander Harris: “Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.”
Buffy: “They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.”
Willow: “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?”
Faith: “I hope evil takes MasterCard.”
Willow: “I can kill a couple of geeks all by myself. But, hey, if you’d like to watch… I mean, that’s what you Watchers are good at, right? Watching?”
Willow: “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me. Insignificant man.”
Buffy: “Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.”
Willow: “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.”
Buffy: “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the one’s left standing. Here endeth the lesson.”
Buffy: “They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.”
Buffy: “Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad… you suck.”
Buffy: “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.”
Buffy “Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.”