The Sopranos paulie walnuts quotes
1- “The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?” – Paulie Walnuts
2- ” Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves? Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.” – Paulie Walnuts
3- “There was something on T.V. The original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin’, and he gave the good ones toys. – Paulie Walnuts
4- “You didn’t go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.” – Paulie Walnuts
5- “I’ll make this short and sweet…” – Paulie Walnuts
6- “Not Napoleon exactly….like Napoleon.” – Paulie Walnuts
7- “The Boss of this family told you, you were going to be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus, so shut the f*ck up about it!” – Paulie Walnuts
8- “She’s so fat, she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.” – Paulie Walnuts
9- “I look over and your uncle June’s got lazerbeams shooting out of his eyes” – Paulie Walnuts
10- “When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old. And you two are still old.” – Paulie Walnuts
11- “I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?” – Paulie Walnuts
12- “Ride the painted pony and let the spinnin wheel glide…” – Paulie Walnuts
13- “I’m here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to the big man again about shit between you and me, we’ll have a problem, my friend.” – Paulie Walnuts
14- “Why do pissin, shittin’, and fuckin’ all happen within’ a two-inch radius?” – Paulie Walnuts
15- “By the way, Ton, did your ma have the silver bird package?” – Paulie Walnuts
16- “You’re a little too worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.” – Paulie Walnuts
17- “I live but to serve you, my liege.” – Paulie Walnuts
18- “Word to the wise, rememba Pearl Harbor” – Paulie Walnuts
19- “I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, couple more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy.” – Paulie Walnuts
20- “If the boss says you’re Santa Claus, you’re Santa Claus!” – Paulie Walnuts
21- “I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.” – Paulie Walnuts
22- “You’re not going to believe this, guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians…he was an interior decorator.” – Paulie Walnuts
23- “My name’s Clarence.” – Paulie Walnuts
24 “Sun-Tuh-Zoo. He’s Chinese Prince Matchabell.” – Paulie Walnuts