The Office Pam Besly Quotes
“It’s performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don’t really know what to expect.” – Pam Beesly
“Usually on sexual harassment day everyone harasses me… as a joke.” – Pam Beesly
“Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.” – Pam Beesly
“Oh God no, Dwight isn’t my friend… Oh my God! Dwight’s kind of my friend!” – Pam Beesly
“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly
“They say if you’re nervous around someone, picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy.” – Pam Beesly
” Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.” – Pam Beesly
““I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” – Pam Beesly
“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly
“Kinda sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin” – Pam Beesly
“Michael wasn’t invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.” – Pam Beesly
“My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks and, it kinda sucks. Jim’s been great. But I’m gonna have to buy my dad a robe.” – Pam Beesly
“I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.” – Pam Beesly
“That was weird, huh? It’s all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I’m just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened and the fact that I’m going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [reading from cards, in Forrest Gump voice] Sales is like a box a chocolates, you never know which vendor you’re gonna get. Forrest Gump.” – Pam Beesly
“I’m at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did” – Pam Beesly
“And I can’t even take off my hat, because then I’m Hitler.” – Pam Beesly
“There’s a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh and it’s next door to an Outback so it always smells like steak” – Pam Beesly
“That’s what she said! That’s what she said!” – Pam Beesly
“Always the padawan, never the jedi” – Pam Beesly
“Once every hour someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott.” – Pam Beesly
“I make that one copy, and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day, I’m the receptionist again.” – Pam Beesly
“You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we’re in this together.” – Pam Beesly
“They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses “star” and they go to accounting. Basically 95% of my job.” – Pam Beesly
“I’m sure she’s just confused. People scratch their heads when they’re confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.”
“No, cause the ice melts… And then it’s like second drink!” – Pam Beesly