brooklyn 99 Captain Holt Quotes
“Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you.” – Captain Holt
“More importantly, Wuntch got served. Oh my god, Wuntch sounds like lunch. Oh, this opens up so many new avenues.” – Captain Holt
“Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.” – Captain Holt
“Apparently my husband Kevin has invited you all to my party. There’s very little street parking. No gifts. No singing of Happy Birthday. It should be fun” – Captain Holt
“I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. In it, I must file an extension. So, yes, it is best not to have dreams.” – Captain Holt
“This Isn’t A Championship Cummerbund. This Is Some Common Cummerbund!” – Captain Holt
“Do Not Trust Any Child That Chews Bubble Gum Flavoured Bubble Gum.” – Captain Holt
“That’s my favourite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.” – Captain Holt
“I’d Like To Announce That Your Honeymoon Vacation Request Has Officially Been Moved From Pending To Approved” – Captain Holt
“I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.” – Captain Holt
“There’s no such thing as a backwards ‘w’.” – Captain Holt
“He Was A Great Partner. Smart. Loyal. Homophobic. But Not Racist.” – Captain Holt
“Oh, Look At That, An Alert. I’m Probably Going Trending Already” – Captain Holt
“Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?” – Captain Holt
“Coat, Coat, Jacket, Coat! Is This A Police Precinct, Or A Turkish Bazaar” – Captain Holt
“He was a great partner. Smart, loyal. Homophobic but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.” – Captain Holt
“Oh, I’ve caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.” – Captain Holt
“We’re Not Going To Fight Her. She Is The Devil. And You Don’t Dance With The Devil Because You’ll Get Burned” – Captain Holt
“Fun? I Was Never Fun You Take That Back!” – Captain Holt