brooklyn 99 rosa diaz quotes
“Your Sadness Is Noted.” – Rosa Diaz
“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.” – Rosa Diaz
“I’ve only had arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.” – Rosa Diaz
“It’s either that or go caroling with my family…” – Rosa Diaz
“And when this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers.” – Rosa Diaz
“Plans are plans. I’m a badass, not an anarchist.” – Rosa Diaz
“I only said ‘i love you’ to three people…” – Rosa Diaz
“Fly to Montreal, check into a classy hotel, bone a stranger. Slump over.” That’ll fix it! – Rosa Diaz
“You can hate people and still think they’re hot.” – Rosa Diaz
“What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?” – Rosa Diaz
“We’ve gotta have each other’s backs, okay?” – Rosa Diaz
“RoboCop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence…” – Rosa Diaz
“Call me if you grab each other’s asses” – Rosa Diaz
“You’re so good at being lame and I’m not.” – Rosa Diaz
“Plans are plans. I’m a badass, not an anarchist.” – Rosa Diaz
“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.” – Rosa Diaz
“It’s the one without any blood on it.” – Rosa Diaz
“I’m gonna rip your head off.” – Rosa Diaz
“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.” – Rosa Diaz
“I hate small talk. Let’s drink in silence.” – Rosa Diaz
“I didn’t understand why people care so much about dumb dogs until I got a dumb dog myself.” – Rosa Diaz
“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see, you know what I’m saying?” – Rosa Diaz
“I don’t ask people out. I just tell them where we’re going.” – Rosa Diaz
“It’s very embarrassing having feelings.” – Rosa Diaz
“Your entire life is garbage.” – Rosa Diaz