Brooklyn 99 Gina Linetti Quotes
“My mother cried on the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.” – Gina Linetti
“Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.” – Gina Linetti
“Amateur. Always say your insults to someone’s face. No paper trail.” – Gina Linetti
“What? The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.” – Gina Linetti
“Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when paceman dies.” – Gina Linetti
“If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!” – Gina Linetti
“I’m 23, I’m a celebrity, and today, I’m gonna die!” – Gina Linetti
“You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone”. – Gina Linetti
“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty.” – Gina Linetti
“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.” – Gina Linetti
“Attention, skeezy nobodies! Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mom-ager, has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight. I’ve transcended you now.” – Gina Linetti
“The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest?” – Gina Linetti
“It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.” – Gina Linetti
“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina Linetti
“I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney, and then I’d ask her one question: You think you’re a better dancer than me?” – Gina Linetti
“I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust.” – Gina Linetti
“I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years, so not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.” – Gina Linetti
“I’d describe the workflow today as dismal with a tiny dash of pathetic.” – Gina Linetti
“As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature’s greatest predator, the wolf.” – Gina Linetti
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.” – Gina Linetti
“Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right. I have spent years cultivating a reputation as somebody who sleeps with bike messengers or better.” – Gina Linetti
” Wait, first, let’s say a prayer. Dear Beyonce, Solange, Rihanna, someone cool that’s white, Cardi B, please bless this flush. A-women.” – Gina Linetti