Arrested Development Tv Show Quotes
Tobias : “In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hyde of an elephant.”
Tobias : You can keep them bottled up but they (feelings) will come out, Michael, sometimes in the most unexpected . . . Hey! Where the f*ck are my hard-boiled eggs?”
Lucille : “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
Gob : Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money
Ann : “You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh”
Tobias : ” This family is not about to start using. We are pushers, not takers”
Tobias : “I’m afraid I just blue myself.”
Lucille : “She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.”
Michael: “We’ve got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein”
Michael : I’m not sure how “Solid as a Rock” helps people forget that we built houses in Iraq.
Lindsay : “If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.”
George Sr. : “I’m going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy “Soap dish.” I think you have to know that world.”
Lucille: “I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense”
Buster : “Do you think I could have a hit of the juice box?”
Bob Loblaw : “Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? You don’t need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw.”
Lucille: “Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.”
Lindsay: “Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.”
Michael : “Oh, mom. After all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.”
George Sr. : All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn’t mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an I.U.D.
Gob: “I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s like my heart is getting hard.”
Tobias: “There are dozens of us. Dozens!”
George Sr. : “There’s always money in the banana stand.”
Buster : “I don’t want none of yo’ tired ass country club ya freak bitch.”
Michael : “You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.”
Michael : “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”
Carl Weathers : “Baby you got a stew going.”
Lucille : “I mean it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?”
Steve Holt : “Steve Holt!”
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