Freaks and Geeks Tv Show Quotes
Bill: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Hold on, I’m gonna put the phone on my bionic ear. That’s–that’s better. No, don’t talk so loud! Don’t forget, I’ve got bionic hearing.
Bill: “Ma’am, I hope there aren’t any peanuts in these peanuts.”
Harold Weir : “Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that’s what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana”
Daniel: “Rock ‘n roll don’t come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.”
Nick : “I’ve seen God… he plays drums in Led Zeppelin.”
Jock : Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth
Daniel: I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?
Frank Kowchevski : “Ladies, this is just for tomorrow’s scrimmage. This isn’t the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?”
Harris : “Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls.”
Bill: “I don’t really like jokes. I don’t think they’re funny.”
Bill Haverchuck : “Remember that time in science class when I tried to sneak out a fart but it came out a poop? And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you guys that?”
Lindsey Weir : “Just cause a girl speaks her mind doesn’t mean she’s a psycho.”
Harold Weir : “Look if I was such a prude, you wouldn’t exist!”
Bill: “You couldn’t be in love with someone you couldn’t cut the cheese in front of.”
Lindsay Weir : “We’re all unhappy. That’s the thing about life.”
Nick Andopolis : “Is it just me or does the whole world suck?”
Ken : “Why don’t you make out with my butt and call it love?”
Kim Kelly : “Why don’t you blow your nose in some bread and make me a sandwich?”
Daniel: These jocks think they’re such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.
Neal Schweiber : “He’s a gym teacher. There’s no upward mobility.”
Harold Weir : “Everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!”
Harold Weir : “Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans”
Neal : “Screw you, I’m hilarious!”
Jenna Zank : “You know what punkers don’t do? Call themselves punkers.”
Ken Miller : “I’m sorry. Your butt was calling to me.”
Ken : “I’m sarcastic?”
Neal : “Were you asleep during scared straight?”
Frank Kowchevski : Why don’t you go pick on someone your own size? There’s a bus in the parking lo
Ken : “I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars”.
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