Cobra Kai Johnny Lawrence Quote
“Kicks get chicks”
“There’s nothing to fear except for fear itself, that and falling in a bunch of sharp metal and broken glass, so don’t do that!”
Johnny : “Cobra Kai is about strength – if you’re not strong on the inside, then you can’t be strong on the outside”
“I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. There’s a difference…You’re firing me ’cause of that bitch??”
“In English we call them ‘bananas.’l
“The spaghetti was all over my chest. The sauce burned.”
Johnny Lawrence: God, just looking at you makes me feel like a virgin.”
“You can spend your money on whatever you want, that’s how money works!”
“…I see losers, I see nerds… I see a fat kid with a funny hat with his tits poppin’ out.”
Cobra Kai: Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir! Kreese: We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition.
“You don’t want me to call you lip, don’t have a weird lip.”
“Word of advice, if you’ve got shit for teeth – don’t smile.”
“Don’t give me this sexist bullshit, alright. I’m just saying women aren’t meant to fight. They have tiny hollow bones.”
Johnny Lawrence : “Drowning’s for pussies. Don’t be a pussy.”
“Back in my day, If we want to tease someone, we do it to their face!”
They say I’m on the spectrum” Johnny, “I don’t know what that is, but get off it”
Demitri : I got yelled at, got my ass kicked – and then gave him my money! You know who lives like that? Hookers.”
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