The Hitcher : “Aagh. It hurts. It burns. You’ve liquified me, you slags.”
Tony Harrison : “It’s an outrage. An outrage.”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.”
Bollo : “I got a bad feeling about this “
Howard Moon: “Don’t kill me! I’ve got so much to give!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Rudy Van Disarzio: “Better a Priest than a Beast…”
Howard Moon : “Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.”
Tommy Nooka: “Stop. Stop. I am too old. You and your wife must go without me.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Saboo: “You know nothing of the crunch!”
Spider Dijon: “Now I’m going to rewind you-like the bitch you are!”
Vince Noir : “You haven’t seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? “
Howard Moon: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Vince Noir: “I haven’t got anything inside, I’m like a beach ball.”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
The Hitcher: “Aagh! It hurts! It burns! You’ve liquified me, you slags!”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “You’re in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo.”
Montgomery Flange: “Ah, the Chokes! Chokus-Pocus!”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!”
Eleanor: “I’m a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!”
Crack Fox: “I’m gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you”
Howard Moon: “Keep back. I know Wing-Chung.”
Howard: “I’m going to Jazzercise. Working out to hot be-bop. Circuit training to John Coltrane.”
Vince Noir: “Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists…”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo”
Bollo: “Clothes avalanche!”
Old Gregg: “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
Vince: “I don’t pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!”
Tony Harrison: “Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!”
Bob Fossil: “Technically, you’re not a Peeping Tom if it’s one of your relatives.”
Crack Fox: “Imma done a tummy shame”
Mr Susan: “Limbo? Limbo-Bimbo!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Tommy: “There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot.”
Howard: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Piper Twin: “Apples and pears and various other fruit.”
Vince: “Imagine that! A poncho-sombrero combo. I’ll be off my tits on happiness.”
Vince: “It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.”
Vince: “You’re in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare.”
Howard: “I’ll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “Soup, soup a tasty. Soup, soup a spicey. Carrot and coriander. Chilli chowder. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. I am Gespatio. Ooo. I am a summer soup. Mmm. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!”
1- “May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope.” – Jesus Christ
2- “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy” – Jesus Christ
3- “So faith comes from hearing, and hearing through the word of Christ.” – Jesus Christ
4- “God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.” – Jesus Christ
5- “Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day’s own trouble be sufficient for the day” – Jesus Christ
6- “Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.” – Jesus Christ
7- “For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.” – Jesus Christ
8- “In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.” – Jesus Christ
9- “Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.” – Jesus Christ
10- “Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the days own trouble be sufficient for the day” – Jesus Christ
11- “Little children, you are from God, and have conquered them; for the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in this world.” – Jesus Christ
12- “And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with Me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.” – Jesus Christ
13- “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” – Jesus Christ
14- “If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell.” – Jesus Christ
15- “My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father’s hand. I and my Father are one.” – Jesus Christ
16- “If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.” – Jesus Christ
17- “Don’t let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God, and trust also in me.” – Jesus Christ
18- “Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.” – Jesus Christ
19- “As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you.” – Jesus Christ
20- “Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.” – Jesus Christ
21- “I am the light of the world. If you follow me, you won’t have to walk in darkness, because you will have the light that leads to life.” – Jesus Christ
22- “And why worry about a speck in your friend’s eye when you have a log in your own?” – Jesus Christ
23- “If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same” – Jesus Christ
24- “I tell you the truth, if you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do things like this and much more. You can even say to this mountain, ‘May you be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and it will happen. You can pray for anything, and if you have faith, you will receive it” – Jesus Christ
25- “Whenever you stand praying, if you have anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven will also forgive you your sins.” – Jesus Christ
26- “For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted” – Jesus Christ
27- “Humanly speaking, it is impossible. But with God everything is possible.” – Jesus Christ
28- “Love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and he sends rain on the just and the unjust alike.” – Jesus Christ
29- “Ask, and you will receive. Search, and you will find. Knock, and the door will be opened for you.” – Jesus Christ
30- “You see that a person is justified by works and not by faith alone.” – Jesus Christ
31- “Do not judge others, and you will not be judged. For you will be treated as you treat others. The standard you use in judging is the standard by which you will be judged” – Jesus Christ
32- “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me” – Jesus Christ
33- “That your faith might not rest in the wisdom of men but in the power of God.” – Jesus Christ
34- “When we look into the mirror of God’s Word, we see ourselves more clearly.” – Jesus Christ
35- “Peace is what I leave with you; it is my own peace that I give you. I do not give it as the world does. Do not be worried and upset; do not be afraid.” – Jesus Christ
36- “True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie.” – Jesus Christ
37- “If you forgive those who sin against you, your heavenly Father will forgive you” – Jesus Christ
38- “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.” – Jesus Christ
39- “God blesses those who are poor and realize their need for him, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs” – Jesus Christ
40- “If you know that God loves you, you should never question a directive from Him. It will always be right and best. When He gives you a directive, you are not just to observe it, discuss it, or debate it. You are to obey it.” – Jesus Christ
41- “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one goes to the Father except through me.” – Jesus Christ
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What are Celebrities says about Jesus Christ , here are some significant Celebrity quotes about Jesus, god and bible
Stephen Curry : “There’s more to me than just this jersey I wear, and that’s Christ living inside of me.”
Fidel Castro : “To betray the poor is to betray Christ.“
Elvis Presley: “I’m not the King. Jesus Christ is the King. I’m just an entertainer”
Jim Caviezel : “I Don’t want people to see me. I want them to see Jesus “
Stephen Baldwin: “Jesus isn’t a logo, I’m not promoting some company, some brand. I’m just professing my faith.”
Bono : “When you align yourself with God’s purpose as described in the Scriptures, something special happens to your life.”
Tim McGraw : “I know if I told you what God looked like and felt like then I’d be telling you a story. I just think we don’t know. God manifests himself, herself or itself in a way that we need it, in a way that we can grab a hold of and a way that we can put our arms around.”
Kirk Cameron: “Put Your Nose in to the Bible everyday. It is your spiritual food and then share it, Make a wow not to be a lukewarm Christian “
Sherri Shepherd : “I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior. I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and rose again, and that’s my belief. I still don’t know what ‘Christian’ means. I’m a follower of Christ, but I keep making a whole bunch of mistakes. And I thank God for forgiveness”
Sylvester Stallone : “You need to have the guidance someone else. You can not train yourself. I feel the same way about Christianity and what the Church is : The Church is the gym of the soul “
John Lennon: “Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me.”
Mother Teresa : “I believe in person to person. Every person is Christ for me, and since there is only one Jesus, that person is the one person in the world at that moment.”
Jeremy Lin: “My Identity is in Christ, Not in Basketball “
Mark Wahlberg : “The first thing I do when I start my day is, I get down on my hands and knees and give thanks to God. Whenever I go outside of my house, the first thing I do is stop at the church.”
Vladimir Putin : “Why did Christ come into the world? To liberate people from sickness, troubles, from death. In its essence, Christmas is a holiday of hope.”
Jean Jacques Rousseau : “Get rid of the miracles and the whole world will fall at the feet of Jesus Christ.”
Robert M. McCheyne : “If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no difference. He is praying for me.”
Rev. Run: “Best move I’ve ever made… Developed a deep relationship with Jesus Christ. “
Chip Gaines : “It is no easy thing to trust in God, to walk away from a career, to give it all up not knowing if you can ever get it back or even come close. But I did it. I heeded his voice, and somehow I found peace about it.”
Tyler Perry : “It doesn’t matter if a million people tell you what you can’t do, or if ten million tell you no. If you get one yes from God that’s all you need.”
Mr. T : “You’ve got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good!” “I pity the fool that don’t get it.”
Russell M. Nelson : “When we speak of faith – the faith that can move mountains – we are not speaking of faith in general but of faith in the Lord Jesus Christ.”
Theodore Roosevelt : “(My) great joy and glory that, in occupying an exalted position in the nation, I am enabled, to preach the practical moralities of The Bible to my fellow-countrymen and to hold up Christ as the hope and Savior of the world.”
Pope Francis: “Truth, according to the Christian faith, is God’s love for us in Jesus Christ. Therefore, truth is a relationship”
Phil Robertson : “Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer”
Tyler Perry : “Did you know you can’t say Jesus in a sitcom? They told me that and I was like…If you don’t want my God here, then you don’t want me here either.”
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson : “Hold onto that fundamental quality of faith. Have faith that on the other side of your pain is something good.”
Candace Bure : “How can we not believe when we see how God animates our bodies? He desires that we have life and that we live to our full potential.”
Jim Caviezel : “Jesus is there for us in the scriptures. How often do we ignore Him? We must shake off this indifference”
Johnny Cash: “When God forgave me, I figured I’d better do it too.”
Denzel Washington: “Inside every one of us we have something tugging at us, telling us to believe in something…(the Bible) is the answer to that”
Martin Luther : “The gospel demands not works to make us holy and to redeem us. Indeed, it condemns such works, and demands only faith in Christ, because He has overcome sin, death and hell for us.“
Russell Wilson : “At the end of the day we’re all looking for someone to comfort us, somebody to be there for us at all times. Jesus has always been there. He’ll never leave you, never forsake you.”
Selena Gomez: “Sometimes we think we aren’t good enough. Then I realize when I think I’m Alone, I’m with God “
Elvis Pressley: “Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me.”
Gabby Douglas : “I give all the glory to God. It’s kind of a win-win situation. The glory goes up to Him and the blessings fall down on me.”
Justin Bieber : “Do you feel you have exhausted all options? Do you feel helpless? Do you feel like you are never good enough? What if I told you that there’s a God that’s willing to meet you WHEREVER you’re at! What if I told you he could take away your pain, shame, guilt, and fears. #JESUS”
John Lennon : “We’re more popular than Jesus Christ now. I don’t know which will go first; rock and roll or Christianity.”
C. S. Lewis “We must show our Christian colors if we are to be true to Jesus Christ.”
Denzel Washington: “Number one: Put God first. Put God first in everything you do. Everything that you think you see in me. Everything that I’ve accomplished, everything that you think I have – and I have a few things. Everything that I have is by the grace of God.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky : “The most pressing question on the problem of faith is whether a man as a civilized being can believe in the divinity of the Son of God, Jesus Christ, for therein rests the whole of our faith.”
Phil Robertson: “Save your money, buy only what you need, give generously, and, most important, prepare yourself for God’s inheritance.”
Bear Grylls: “It was a dark time for me. I leant a lot on my family, friends and my Christian faith and slowly I began to get strong again. Sometimes it takes a knock in life to make you realise what you really value. I left that hospital with a fire inside to live life boldly and with gratitude. I had been given a second chance and that doesn’t always happen.”
Alice Walker: “Somewhere in the bible it say Jesus hair was like lamb’s wool, I say. Well, say Shug, if he came to any of these churches we talking bout he’d have to have it conked before anybody paid him any attention. The last thing niggers want to think about they God is that his hair kinky.”
Carrie Underwood : “I am a Christian person, and I do love the Lord, and I feel no matter who you are, what you believe, how you live your life, it’s not my place to judge. I don’t have that power. I don’t want that power. It’s my place to love and to show God’s love to other people, even if they don’t live a life like I live.”
Tyler Perry : “It doesn’t matter if a million people tell you what you can’t do, or if ten million tell you no. If you get one yes from God that’s all you need.”
Mahatma Gandhi : “A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.”
George Foreman : “Sometimes God gives instructions that go against conventional wisdom, such as treating people kindly when they’re hateful. Who really wants to do that? Instructions like that my not always make sense, so that’s why I need to trust and obey the One who inspired them.”
Justin Bieber : “The success I’ve achieved comes to me from God.”
While the craze of Game of Thrones, which swept the world, continued to increase, it once again made a name for itself with its first episode released on April 14 last week. Considering that more than 17 million people watch this part of the series in the USA alone, the dimensions of the madness can be understood more easily.
The biggest weapon of HBO, the series, although it is a fantastic genre, is a production that has kept its popularity at high levels for years in terms of being based on real events.
In addition to being the author of the work, George R.R Martin, who also produced the series, has spoken many times about the historical events on which the GoT legend is based. “I have always loved history,” Martin said in a statement he made to the British Guardian newspaper last year, pointing to his source of inspiration, and the contents of these historical events have already begun to be published in our country. Here are 5 historical events that inspired some of the spoken scenes of the Game of Thrones series, which we once again brought to our agenda with the compilation of our website.
1. War of the Roses
The years of this war were 1455-1485. The white rose on the coat of arms of the York Dynasty fighting each other and the red rose on the coat of arms of the Lancaster Dynasty gave its name to this civil war that shed blood for nearly 30 years.
These two dynasties were two branches of the Plantagenet dynasty, which ruled England for more than 300 years, and they were known to be disturbed by each other.
These wars were described in the four-volume Plantagenet book written in the 1950s by historian Thomas B. Costain.
Martin has often expressed interest in Costain’s books. The main battle in Game of Thrones is also reminiscent of the War of the Roses.
2. Trial by Combat
In the first season of Game of Thrones, character Tyrion Lannister, played by American actor Peter Dinklage, is accused of killing aristocratic Lord Jon Arryn. However, he escapes punishment by requesting a trial with a fight.
Lannister’s bodyguard, Bronn, fights and gains the freedom of his master.
The bottom line is, this incident is not fanciful either.
In medieval Europe, this was a legal method for resolving disputes. The defendants hired fighters to fight on their side. However, contrary to what we saw in Game of Thrones, these disputes did not usually end in blood. Often it would end with the losing side surrendering.
Another form of judgment by combat is the method called the Seven Judgment, and this concept refers to the lineage known as the Andal Traditions and the Faith of the Seven.
3. Red Wedding or Black Evening Event
One of the most unexpected moments of Game of Thrones occurred in season three: All three of the main characters died in one episode.
Robb Stark, her mother Catelyn and pregnant bride Talisa were killed during a feast.
Once again, Martin drew inspiration from real events for this scene known as the ‘Red Wedding’. This was a reference to the event known as ‘Black Evening’.
It was the name given to the events in Scotland in the 1440s: Count Douglas and his brother, two members of one of the strongest families in the country, who accepted a party invitation from 10-year-old King James II, were beheaded after dinner.
“Historical records show that a black boar head was placed on the table,” Martin told EW magazine. Memento mori. “The count and his brother were taken to a tower, then beheaded despite James’ pleading.”
4. The Real Wall
In Game of Thrones, the icy ‘Wall’ runs along the 500-kilometer border on the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. The purpose of this 200-meter-high Wall is to protect the kingdoms from invasion.
The Wall is defended by the sworn brothers of the Night Watch, of which one of the most important characters, Jon Snow, is also a member.
Its real-life counterpart is shorter, but not less important: Hadrian’s Wall.
It was built in the 2nd century to protect England under the Roman Empire from the Britons in the north. This famous wall was named after the Roman Emperor Hadrian, and it became one of the most iconic landmarks of Ancient Rome.
The remains of this once magnificent wall, which stretches for 117 kilometers, can still be seen. These remains are from George R.R. It has been visited by millions of people over the centuries, including Martin.
“I was visiting friends in England and someone took me to see Hadrian’s Wall,” Martin told Rolling Stones magazine, who visited the Hadrian’s Wall in the 1980s, and adds:
“I kept thinking about what life was like for a mercenary who spends his days watching the horizon from these hills.”
5. Golden Crown
At the end of the first season, the king of Westeros, Viserys Targaryen, demands the army he promised him in exchange for marrying his sister Daenerys from warlord Khal Drogo.
In doing so, he holds a sword against his pregnant sister’s belly, and Drogo promises Viserys “a golden crown that people will tremble when they see it.” But later it turns out that the reward promise is actually a trap.
After Viserys releases his sword, he is captured by the guards, while Drogo melts a belt of gold medallions in a bowl, pouring it off Viserys’ head, ‘crowning’ him and killing him.
A similar event happened to the Roman Emperor Valerian in 260 BC.
Roman historian Flavius Eutropius writes that in the 4th century, Valerian was forced to swallow a melted precious locket after he was captured by Persian soldiers.
This event is just one of the stories told about Valerian’s death, but it still inspired Martin to create the “television mine.”
Sofia Vergara, the Colombian beauty of ABC’s long-running comedy series “Modern Family”, had a very different life before this drama.
The Colombian-born star took her first step into show business with the Pepsi advertisement, which she played at the age of 17. Her career, which started in bathing suits, turned into a young mother in Modern Family.
Born in 1972, Vergara had 5 siblings. Her nickname was La Toti as a child.
A photo from Vergara’s childhood, born in Barranquilla.
She was discovered at the age of 17 and took her first step into the stage world with a commercial.
She married her high school sweetheart Joe Gonzalez in 1990. Vergara was only 18 years old when she married. However, this marriage did not last long. In 1993, the two broke up.
She had a son named Monolo from this marriage.
She worked as a photo model for a while in Colombia.
Later she settled in Miami. She worked on several travel programs. She had the opportunity to visit the most exotic places in the world. She drew attention with his bikinis in these programs.
She brought his family to Miami in 1998. In 2000, her brother Rafael was kidnapped, she died during the rescue operation. The secret behind her death could not be solved.
Vergara was diagnosed with thyroid cancer when she was 28 years old. Her cancer was discovered by chance. She had surgery immediately, things went well. However, even today, it continues its treatment in a controlled manner. She has to take some medications throughout his life.
Sofia Vergara, who later appeared in several films, starred in the TV series “Hot Properties” before Modern Family. The series was canceled when the first season was completed.
In 2007, she tried er luck on ABC, this time with “The Knights of Prosperity”. However, this series could last for two seasons.
She played Mama Morton in the Chicago musical on Broadway in 2009.
Sofia Vergara started the Modern Family series, which turned her into “Gloria Pritchett” in 2009, where she was promoted to stardom.
Listed as the 32nd most powerful woman in the world according to Forbes’ 2014 list.
On the Christmas of 2014, she got engaged to True Blood star Joe Manganiello.
Everyone does know Alex Dunphy, the cow middle child of Modern Family, who has had us all laughing for 8 seasons. The actress Ariel Winter, who gave life to Alex, who is the brainchild of the Dunphy and whom we know as a nerd, is a real disaster. She does not fall off the agenda with his sexy posts. I can hear you ask how so. Come on, let’s get to know the sexy actress who is on the fast track to becoming a big star in Hollywood…
When you hear the name Ariel, do you think of the Little Mermaid?
Her family inspired the name of their princess girls precisely from here.
Not only her parents, but also the princess of social media!
She doesn’t hesitate to defend against those who post hateful comments against herself or other female celebrities on Instagram and Twitter. Subjected to humiliating reactions about her body and weight on social media, Ariel manages to stand firmly in the face of all bad reviews. Well done, girl…
“I behave like that because I consider myself a role model for my young followers.”
One cannot help but think “Is Kardashians his own role model?!” for the actor who shares lots of sexy frames on his Instagram account…
Ariel, who was born on January 28, 1998, is 1.55 meters tall.
Let’s say from the beginning you don’t want to mess with her because she owns a purple belt in Taekwondo!
Ariel, who started acting at the age of 4, starred in a commercial for the first time.
Like any young girl, she is a Twilight fan.
However, she is a bit luckier than other fans of the series! Not that much, dear, just enough to meet Robert Pattinson…
She was only 11 years old when she started acting in Modern Family. Look how small she was in the first season.
Ariel, who grew up before our eyes as the seasons passed, is now a young beautiful woman…
“I love to play Alex because we’re basically the same person.”
The young actor is obsessed with singing, so to speak! She wanted to work with Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus one day in the future.
She loves singing so much that she even formed a band called WickedSweet with her closest friends.
Almost everything she wears is an event, the media is beautiful, and she has undergone breast reduction operation without telling anyone.
Winter, who is not very good with her mother, legally got rid of her family and started to live in her own home in May 2015.
