1- “When you look at me you probably see a guy who has it all, but really there’s a large part of me that’s immature and undeveloped.”
2- “Don’t be shy to tell me it’s a great idea. To be honest, I love compliments.”
3- “I have major trust issues stemming from a non-sexual incident that happened when I was a child.”
4- “Hey… don’t leave this bro hangin’ dog. Know what I mean?”
5- “Unfortunately, tragically he died when baboons kidnapped and ate him.”
6- “In my quest to bring down Best Buy, I was becoming…. the Worst Guy.”
7- “Do you wanna hang out?l
8- “When you show a house, half the people who come through are thinking ‘is there a ghost in here?’”
9- “This, and only this, will be your legacy”