1- “Lately I’ve been thinking. Do you think I’m the Devil because I’m inherently evil, or just because dear ol’ dad decided I was?” Lucifer Morningstar
2- “I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.” Lucifer Morningstar
3- “Sometimes it’s easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.” Linda Martin
4- “Trust me, I’ve been doing this a long time. I know evil.” Lucifer Morningstar
5- “When angels fall, they also… rise.” Lucifer Morningstar
6- “My mum’s gonna kill me. And before you say it, that’s not a metaphor. She’s literally going to kill me. She’s not the forgiving type.” Lucifer Morningstar
7- “People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious” Lucifer Morningstar
8- “Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.” Lucifer Morningstar
9- “Cosmos are yummy”—Amenadiel
10- “If you desire something, just take it.” Lucifer Morningstar
11- Lucifer: “Let me play the Me’s advocate…” (i.e., the “Devil’s” advocate)
12- “What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn’t believe in what they say.”
13- “People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. ” Lucifer Morningstar
14- “You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn’t believe in what they say. ” Lucifer Morningstar
15- “Pull yourself together. You look like a homeless magician!” -Chloe
16- “A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil. ” Lucifer Morningstar
17- “The best way to be first is to know it’ll happen beforehand.” Lucifer Morningstar
18- “Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once. ” Lucifer Morningstar
19- “Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?”
20- “Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.” Lucifer Morningstar
21- “Ah, well, no need to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one’s stopping you. ” Lucifer Morningstar