In a crossover clash between worlds of tradition and brutal combat, two warriors step into the arena. From Japan’s ancient sumo heritage comes E. Honda, a mountain of muscle and pride. From the mystical realm of Edenia comes Kitana, a graceful yet deadly assassin wielding steel fans and centuries of combat skill.
This isn’t just a fight. It’s a collision of styles, strength, and speed. So—who wins?
The Fighters
E. Honda
- Origin: Street Fighter
- Style: Sumo Wrestling
- Signature Moves:
- Hundred Hand Slap
- Flying Sumo Press
- Oicho Throw
- Strengths: Immense physical power, surprising agility, unstoppable charges
- Weaknesses: Limited range, slower than agile opponents
Kitana
- Origin: Mortal Kombat
- Style: Edenian Martial Arts
- Signature Moves:
- Fan Throw (ranged weapon)
- Square Wave Punch
- Fan Lift (levitation)
- Strengths: Speed, agility, precision, flight, long-range attacks
- Weaknesses: Weaker in direct strength, can be overwhelmed up close
The Battle Begins
The battlefield is a misty bamboo forest. E. Honda enters with thunderous steps, clapping his hands. Kitana silently descends from the trees, fans open, eyes locked on her opponent.
E. Honda: “Face the power of sumo!”
Kitana: “You fight with strength… I fight with skill.”
Round 1: Raw Force vs Precision
Honda rushes forward with a Hundred Hand Slap, shaking the ground. Kitana flips back gracefully, hurling her razor-sharp fans—one grazes Honda’s shoulder. Blood, but no hesitation.
With a roar, Honda launches his Flying Sumo Press, crashing down like an avalanche. Kitana rolls away just in time, slicing upward with a Fan Lift, knocking Honda off his feet.
Round 2: Close Quarters
Kitana moves in fast with lightning kicks. But Honda grabs her mid-attack—Oicho Throw! He slams her into the ground with bone-cracking force.
She coughs but vanishes in a puff of smoke—Edenian teleport! She reappears behind him, lands a spinning kick, then follows with a Square Wave Punch, sending Honda flying into a tree.
Final Round: Honor vs Assassination
Bruised and panting, both warriors prepare for the final blow. Kitana hurls her fans in a cross pattern—Honda barrels through them, ignoring the cuts, and delivers one final Flying Sumo Press.
BOOM!
The ground shakes.
Smoke rises.
Silence.
When it clears… Kitana stands—just barely—bleeding, but upright. Honda is down, unconscious but honorable in defeat.
Winner: Kitana
Though Honda’s strength nearly crushed her, Kitana’s speed, tactics, and deadly precision gave her the edge. The princess of Edenia bows in respect to her worthy opponent.
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