Nedward “Ned” Flanders Jr. is a fictional character in the animated television series “The Simpsons”. He’s voiced by Harry Shearer and is the Simpson family’s overly friendly, devoutly religious next-door neighbor.
Ned Flanders is known for his unyielding optimism, his perfect manners, and his literal interpretation of the Bible. He is frequently shown doing kind acts for others, including the Simpson family, who often cause him trouble without meaning to. He is a widower, having lost his wife Maude in an accident, and is the father of two children, Rod and Todd.
Ned Flanders Quotes
1. “Oh I’d put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I’d let that happen.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 21, Episode Five.
2. “Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 21, Episode 16.
3. “That got my blood pumping in a way I thought only quiet reflection could! Fizzy water for everyone!” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 26, Episode 16.
4. “Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
5. “Call me Delta Airlines, because I can’t handle all your extra baggage.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
6. “It’s good for keepin’ down the urges!”– Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Eight, Episode Six.
7. “Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I’m kind of in a tizzy.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Three, Episode 16.
8. “Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 25, Episode 13.
9. ” Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
10. “Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity. ” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Four, Episode 21.
11. “Homer, I’d love to chitty-chat, but tonight’s the night I do my charity work.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Five, Episode 16.
12. “Kids, did anybody pray for giant shoes!?” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Five, Episode 09.
13. ” Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die! “ – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Five, Episode Eight.
14. “It’s a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
15. “Oh my, what a little mess we’ve got here. Well, which ones are yours and which ones are mine?” – Ned Flanders,’The Simpsons’, Season One, Episode One.
16. “No, it’s angel’s food with chocolate on top.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 20, Episode 17.
17. ” Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own, lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
18. “Cause I just caught me a flyin’ red hot! Bart Simpson?” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
19. “Homer, you’ve met my parents. “ – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 18, Episode 17.
20. “Homer, I can’t believe you’re partaking with my parents.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 24, Episode 15.
21. “Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 23 Episode 21.
22. “I’m not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 21, Episode Five.
23. “That’s right, I’m down to my wife blesser.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
24. “Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 23, Episode Three.
25. “Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 20, Episode 12.
26. “He’s a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 26, Episode 21.
27. “Now I know you’ve had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 26, Episode 19.
28. “That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I’m going to call you kettle corn.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 25, Episode Four.
29. “Hold your horses, son. Hey, Simpson!” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season One, Episode One.
30. “Hi diddly ho neighborinos!”– Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Five, Episode 11.
31. “Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Two, Episode Six.
32. “I’m not a bad man. I don’t drink or dance or swear.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Eight, Episode Eight.
33. “Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass full of regular water? ” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 26, Episode 21.
34.”I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not ‘slow-pids’, huh?” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Five, Episode Eight.
35. ” I’m afraid my Maudie is putting plastic on the clouds now.”– Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season 22, Episode 22.
36. “I’ve done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.”– Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Eight, Episode Eight.
37. “Sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can’t find hers!” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Two, Episode 20.
38. ” Homer, God didn’t set your house on fire. “– Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Four, Episode Three.
39. “Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics.” – Ned Flanders, ‘The Simpsons’, Season Four, Episode 11.
40. “Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil’s food cake?” – Ned Flanders,’The Simpsons’, Season 20, Episode 17.
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