Dial M for Murder tells the story of a man who tries to kill his cheating wife.
1- “Do you really believe in the perfect murder?” –Tony Wendice, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
2- “People don’t commit murder on credit.” –Tony Wendice, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
3- “[on the phone with Margot] I’m so glad we don’t have to go to Maureen’s; she’s such a filthy cook.”-Tony Wendice, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
4- “[to Margot] Darling, I understand now, but that doesn’t stop me from loving you.” –Mark Halliday, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
5- “[Detective Pearson is about to leave with Mrs. Wendice’s small purse around his wrist] Oh, wait a minute, you clot; you can’t walk down the street like that – you, you’ll be arrested!” –Chief Insp. Hubbard, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
6- “Mind you, even I didn’t think of that one… extraordinary.” –Chief Insp. Hubbard, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
7- “They talk about flat-footed policemen. May the saints protect us from the gifted amateur.” –Chief Insp. Hubbard, ‘Dial M for Murder’.
8- “[Tony has just been caught] – Tony Wendice: As you said Mark, it might work out on paper, but… Congratulations, Inspector. Oh, by the way… [makes himself a drink] How about you, Margot?
-Margot Mary Wendice: Yes, I could do with something.
-Tony Wendice: Mark?
-Mark Halliday: So could I.
-Tony Wendice: I suppose you’re still on duty, Inspector.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
9- “-Chief Insp. Hubbard: Sooner or later, he’ll come back here. As I’ve pinched his latch key, he’ll try the one in the handbag. When that doesn’t fit, he’ll realize his mistake, put two and two together, and look under the stair carpet.
-Mark Halliday: If he doesn’t do that, all of this is pure guess work. We can’t prove a thing.
-Chief Insp. Hubbard: That’s perfectly true. But once he opens that door, we shall know everything.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
10- “-C.A. Swan: When would this take place?
-Tony Wendice: Tomorrow night.
-C.A. Swan: Tomorrow! Not a chance! I’ve got to think this over.
-Tony Wendice: It has to be tomorrow. I’ve arranged things that way.
-C.A. Swan: Where?
-Tony Wendice: Approximately where you’re standing now.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
11- “-C.A. Swan: Smart, aren’t you?
-Tony Wendice: No, not really. I’ve just had time to think things out. Put myself in your position. That’s why I know you’re going to agree.
-C.A. Swan: What makes you think I’ll agree?
-Tony Wendice: For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
-C.A. Swan: Tell me about the carrot.
-Tony Wendice: One thousand pounds, cash, to be placed in an account under your name. That ought to appeal to you — you’ve been skating on some very thin ice.
-C.A. Swan: [evasive] I don’t know what you mean…
-Tony Wendice: You should. It’s been in all the papers. A middle-aged woman found dead in her London flat of a drug overdose. Apparently, she’d been taking the stuff for quite some time, but no-one seems to know where she got it. [smiles] But we know, don’t we? Poor Miss Wallace.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
12- “-Tony Wendice: How do you go about writing a detective story?
-Mark Halliday: Well, you forget detection and concentrate on crime. Crime’s the thing. And then you imagine you’re going to steal something or murder somebody.
-Tony Wendice: Oh, is that how you do it? It’s interesting.
-Mark Halliday: Yes, I usually put myself in the criminal’s shoes and then I keep asking myself, uh, what do I do next?
-Margot Mary Wendice: Do you really believe in the perfect murder?
-Mark Halliday: Mmm, yes, absolutely. On paper, that is. And I think I could, uh, plan one better than most people; but I doubt if I could carry it out.
-Tony Wendice: Oh? Why not?
-Mark Halliday: Well, because in stories things usually turn out the way the author wants them to; and in real life they don’t… always. Hmm. I’m afraid my murders would be something like my bridge: I’d make some stupid mistake and never realize it until I found everybody was looking at me.”-‘Dial M for Murder’.
13- “-Margot Mary Wendice: How long have you known this?
-Chief Insp. Hubbard:Did you ever suspect it yourself?
-Margot Mary Wendice:No, never. And yet… What’s the matter with me, Mark? I don’t seem able to feel anything.”-‘Dial M for Murder’.
14- “- C.A. Swan: Smart, aren’t you?
-Tony Wendice: No, not really. I’ve just had time to think things out. Put myself in your shoes. That’s why I know you’re going to agree to this.
-C.A. Swan: What makes you think I’ll agree?
-Tony Wendice: For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and never backwards.
-C.A. Swan: …Tell me more about the carrot.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
15- ” -C.A. Swan: Where’s the nearest police station?
-Tony Wendice: Opposite the church, about two blocks away.
-C.A. Swan: Suppose I walk over there right now.
-Tony Wendice: What would you tell them?
-C.A. Swan: Everything.
-Tony Wendice: Everything? All about “Mr. Adams” and “Mr. Wilson”?
-C.A. Swan: I’ll simply say that you’re trying to blackmail me into…
-Tony Wendice: Into?
-C.A. Swan: …murdering your wife.
-Tony Wendice: I almost wish you would. If Margot heard that, we’d have the biggest laugh of our lives.
-C.A. Swan: Aren’t you forgetting something?
-Tony Wendice: Am I?
-C.A. Swan: You’ve told me quite a lot tonight.
-Tony Wendice: So what about it?
-C.A. Swan: Suppose I tell them about the time you followed her to that studio in Chelsea and watched them cooking spaghetti and all that other rubbish. Wouldn’t that ring a bell?
-Tony Wendice: It certainly would. They’ll assume you followed her there yourself.
-C.A. Swan: Me? Why should I?
– Tony Wendice: Why should you then steal her handbag? Why should you then write her all those blackmail notes? Can you prove you didn’t? You certainly can’t prove I did. It will be a straight case of your word against mine.”-‘Dial M for Murder’.
16- “-Margot Mary Wendice: Don’t make me stay home. You know how I hate doing nothing.
-Tony Wendice: Doing nothing? Why there are hundreds of things you can do. Have you written to Peggy, thanking her for the weekend? And what about those clippings? It’s an ideal opportunity.
-Margot Mary Wendice: Well I like that. You two go gallivanting while I stay home and do those boring clippings.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
17- “Darling, I understand now, but that doesn’t stop me from loving you.” –Mark Halliday,‘Dial M for Murder’.
18- “-Margot Mary Wendice: Oh, there you are. We thought you were never coming. What have you been up to?
-Tony Wendice: I’m sorry darling, but the boss came in just as I was leaving.
-Margot Mary Wendice: Tony, this is Mark Halliday.
-Tony Wendice: Hello Mark.
-Mark Halliday: Hello.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
19- “-Margot Mary Wendice: Why did you bring me here?
-Chief Insp. Hubbard: Because you were the only other person who could possibly have left that key outside. I had to find out if you knew it was there.
-Margot Mary Wendice: Suppose I had known?
-Chief Insp. Hubbard: You didn’t.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
20- “-Mark Halliday: What is all this?
-Chief Insp. Hubbard: They talk about flat-footed policemen. May the saints protect us from the gifted amateur.” –‘Dial M for Murder’.
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