The film deals with two different stories that take place in the crime-ridden underworld of London.
1- “I’m gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I’m gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.” (his friend is seriously hurt) – Cousin Avi, ‘Snatch’.
2- “This schmuck is gambling? You’re talking about Franky “I’ve got a problem with gambling” fucking Four Fingers Doug.” – Cousin Avi, ‘Snatch’.
3- “You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.” – Bullet-Tooth Tony, ‘Snatch’.
4- “Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ’cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think… you just freeze and pull a stupid face.” – Turkish, ‘Snatch’.
5- “It’s an unlicensed boxing match. It’s not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.”– Turkish, ‘Snatch’.
6- “So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for “young woman” into the Greek word for “virgin”, which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the “virgin” that caught people’s attention.” – Franky Four Fingers, ‘Snatch’.
7- “You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?”-Sol,–‘Snatch’.
8- “You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.” – Brick Top, ‘Snatch’.
9- “Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.” (referring to the gun he’s trying to sell) -Boris the Blade, ‘Snatch’.
10- “- Policeman: What’s in the car?
– Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.” – Turkish, ‘Snatch’.
11- “- Tommy: The human body hasn’t got used to dairy products yet.
– Turkish: Well fuck me, Tommy. What have you been reading?” –‘Snatch’.
12- “- Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
– Sol: They look the shit, don’t they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I’ve got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
– Vinny: In… oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?” (about Sol’s fake guns) –‘Snatch’.
13- “- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
– Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean “look in the dog”?
– Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
– Bullet-Tooth Tony: It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans! What do you mean “open him up”? (Cousin Avi thinks the dog ate a diamond) –‘Snatch’.
14- “- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
– Cousin Avi: That’s a little noisy, isn’t it?
– Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
– Cousin Avi: Well, that’s a little cold-blooded, isn’t it?
– Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?” –‘Snatch’.
15- “- Avi’s Colleague: London?
– Cousin Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… London.” –‘Snatch’.
16- “- Bullet-Tooth Tony: A bookie’s got blagged last night.
– Cousin Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.” (Cousin Avi is an American who has just arrived in London) –‘Snatch’.
17- “- Cousin Avi: I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
– Doug the Head: We’ve got sandy beaches.
– Cousin Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see ’em?” (Cousin Avi is an American who has just arrived in London) –‘Snatch’.
18- “- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
– Cousin Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
– Bullet-Tooth Tony: ‘Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.” –‘Snatch’.
19- “- Tyrone: I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats.
– Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.” –‘Snatch’.
20- “- Sol: Are you all right there, Vincent?
– Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.” (during a robbery) –‘Snatch’.
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