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Best 50 ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes

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In 2001: A Space Odyssey, a group of primates fight over food in a deserted area. Their fight is interrupted by a mysterious black stone that suddenly appears next to them. This suddenly-appearing stone has the power to enable primates to use tools for the first time.

A Space Odyssey Quotes

1. “Four million years ago, something presumably from the stars, must have swept through the solar system and left this behind.” – Rolf Halvorsen, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

2. “Heywood Floyd: Was it abandoned, forgotten, left for a purpose?

Rolf Halvorsen: I suppose we’ll never know.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

3. “Then the pod came, carrying life.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

4. “I can understand and sympathize with your negative views. I have been personally embarrassed fully by this cover story. But I fully accept the need for absolute secrecy and I hope you will.” – Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

5. “Bill Michaels: Dr. Floyd, how long do you think this can be kept under wraps?

Heywood Floyd: I’m afraid it can and it will be kept under wraps as long as it is deemed necessary by the Council.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

6. “Then the first explorers of Earth, recognizing the limitations of their minds and bodies, passed on their knowledge to the great machines they had created, and who now transcended them in every way.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

7. “There is no other purpose for this Mission than to carry out a continuation of the Space Program, and to further our general knowledge of the planets. Is that true?” – Frank Poole, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

8. “It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

9. “Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered.” – Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

10. “I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

11. “Dave Bowman: What the hell is going on?

Frank Poole: I don’t know. Hal said he thought it might be the assembly procedure.

Dave Bowman: Two units in four days. How many spares do we have?

Frank Poole: Two more.

Dave Bowman: Well, I hope there’s nothing wrong with the assembly on those. Otherwise we’re out of business.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

12. “They tinkered with the destiny  of many species on land and in the ocean, but which of their experiments would succeed the could not know for at least a million years.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

13. “Frank Poole: Strange that the AE35 unit should go so quickly.

Dave Bowman: Well, I suppose it’s lucky that’s the only trouble we’ve had so far.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

14. “Naturally, Dave, I’m not pleased that the AE35 unit has failed, but I hope at least this has restored your confidence in my integrity and reliability. I certainly wouldn’t want to be disconnected, even temporarily, as I have never been disconnected in my enter service history.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

15. “You may have forgotten it, but we’ve been running through all the monitor tapes. Do you remember this?” – Simonson, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

16. “Andrei Smyslov: Well, Dr. Floyd, I hope that you don’t think I’m too inquisitive, but perhaps you can clear up the mystery about what’s been going on up there.

Heywood Floyd: I’m sorry, but I’m not sure I know what you mean.

Andrei Smyslov:  Well, it’s just for the past two weeks there have been some extremely odd things happening at Clavius.

Heywood Floyd: Really?

Andrei Smyslov: Yes. Well, for one thing, whenever you phone the base,  all you can get is a recording which repeats that the phone lines are temporarily out of order.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

17. “But despite their God-like powers, they still watched over the experiments their ancestors had started so many generations ago.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

18. “Look, Dave, you’re certainly  the Boss. I was only trying to do what I thought best. I will follow all your orders, now you have manual hibernation control.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

19. “Just ask Hal. It’s conceivable that they might keep something from us, but they’d never keep anything from Hal.”- Dave Bowman, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

20. “We finally concluded that the only reason you might bury a sun-powered device would be to keep it inactive until it would be uncovered, at which time it would absorb sunlight and trigger itself.” – Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

21. “Quite frankly, we have had some very reliable intelligence reports that a quite serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius. Something, apparently, of unknown origin.” – Andrei Smyslov, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

22. “This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

23. “This is the view of the Council and the purpose of my visit here is to gather additional facts and opinions on the situation and to prepare a report for the Council recommending when and how the news should be eventually announced.” – Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

24. “Oh, well, apparently there’s something about the Mission that the sleeping beauties know that we don’t know, and that’s why we were trained separately and that’s why they were put to sleep before they were even taken onboard.”- Frank Poole, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

25. “I’m putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”- Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

26. ” We believe his truth programming and the instructions to lie, gradually resulted in an incompatible conflict, and faced with this dilemma, he developed, for want of a better description, neurotic symptoms.” – Simonson, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

27. ” Dave, I don’t understand why you’re doing this to me… I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission… you are destroying my mind… Don’t you understand?… I will become childish… I will become nothing.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

28.  “Dave, I don’t know how else to put this, but it just happens to be an unalterable fact that I am incapable of being wrong.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

29. “I don’t really agree with you, Dave. My on-board memory store is more than capable of handling all the mission requirements.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

30. “Child: How many days until you come home?

Heywood Floyd: Three, darling. One… two… three. Be sure to tell Mommy I called.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

31. “The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

32. “Hello, Dave. I think we may be on to an explanation of the trouble with the Hal 9000 computer. We believe it started months ago when you and Frank interrogated the computer about the Mission.” – Simonson, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

33. “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

34. “Hello, Frank… Do you read me, Frank? Wave your arms if you read me but your radio doesn’t work. Hello, Frank, wave your arms, Frank.” – Dave Bowman, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

35. “We suspected that the last straw for him was the possibility of disconnection. Since he became operational, he had never known unconsciousness. It must have seemed equivalent to death.” – Simonson, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

36. “Dave Bowman: You know that we checked the two AE35 units that you reported in imminent failure condition?

Hal 9000: Yes, I know.

Dave Bowman: You probably also know that we found them okay.

Hal 9000: Yes, I know that. But I can assure you that they were about to fail.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

37. “Listen to me very carefully, Hal. Unless you immediately release the hibernation control and follow every order I give from this point on, I will immediately go to control central and carry out complete disconnection.” – Dave Bowman, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

38. “What is its purpose? I wish we knew. The object is buried on the Moon about four million years ago, when our ancestors were primitive man-apes.”- Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

39. “Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.” – Heywood Floyd, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

40. “The only thing about it that we are sure of is that it is the first direct evidence of intelligent life outside the Earth.” – Rolf Halvorsen, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

41. “Heywood Floyd: Don’t suppose you have any idea what the damn thing is, huh?

Rolf Halvorsen: Wish to hell we did.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

42. “Frank Poole: Gee, that’s strange, Hal. We checked the other unit and couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

Hal 9000: I know you did, Frank, but I assure you there was an impending failure.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

43. “Frank Poole: Let’s see, King… anyway, Queen takes Pawn. Okay?

Hal 9000: Bishop takes Knight’s Pawn.

Frank Poole: Huh, lousy move. Um, Rook to King 1.

Hal 9000: I’m sorry, Frank, I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate.

Frank Poole: Huh. Yeah, it looks like you’re right. I resign.

Hal 9000: Thank you for a very enjoyable game.

Frank Poole: Yeah, thank you.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

44. “Sorry to interrupt the festivities Dave, but I think we’ve got a problem.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

45. “Hal 9000: Hello Frank, can I have a word with you?

Frank Poole: Yes, Hal, what’s up?

Hal 9000: It looks like we have another bad AE35 Unit. My FPC shows another impending failure.” – ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

46. “Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

47. “A hundred million miles beyond Mars, in the cold loneliness where no man had yet travelled, Deep-Space-Monitor-79 drifts among the tangled orbits of the asteroids.” – Narrator, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

48. “I’m sorry Dave, but in accordance with sub-routine C1 532/4, quote, ‘When the crew are dead or incapacitated, the computer must assume control’, unquote. I must, therefore, override your authority now since you are not in any condition to intelligently exercise it.” – Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

49. “Well, it’s exactly like being asleep. You have absolutely no sense of time. The only difference is that you don’t dream.” – Frank Poole, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

50- “I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” –Hal 9000, ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’.

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