Wilhelmina Slater is a character played by Vanessa Williams in the TV series Ugly Betty. We listed Wilhelmina Slater Quotes from show.
1- “Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.” – Wilhelmina Slater
2- “One of the reasons I hired you as my surrogate is for the fierce arrogance of the Scottish people. Your entire country would be insulted if I held your hand at the doctor’s office. You’re our Braveheart.” – Wilhelmina Slater
3- “Come on, girl, I am black, you are Mexican, let’s not talk around it like a couple of dull white people!” – Wilhelmina Slater
4- “The rounded o’s of a stunted adolescent. The stiff t’s of someone who is clearing overcompensating. This is Daniel’s handwriting.” – Wilhelmina Slater
5- “I have flower problems, catering problems, and Bradford wants something called a Shania Twain to perform at our reception.” – Wilhelmina Slater
6- “Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn’t be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them.” – Wilhelmina Slater
7- “I’m Wilhelmina Slater and I don’t get wet.” – Wilhelmina Slater
8- “It’s hideous, like driving through Ohio.” – Wilhelmina Slater
9- “What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?” – Wilhelmina Slater
10- “I will groom you. Lord knows you need some grooming.” – Wilhelmina Slater
11- “She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini. We already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.” – Wilhelmina Slater
12- “Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.” – Wilhelmina Slater
13- “When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled — until she found out she was pregnant.” – Wilhelmina Slater
14- “It’s all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows… We’ll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish rent-a-womb.” – Wilhelmina Slater
15- “You’re right. I’ve been hormotional.” – Wilhelmina Slater
16- “Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up.” – Wilhelmina Slater
17- “Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can’t.” – Wilhelmina Slater
18- “It’s a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies.” – Wilhelmina Slater
19- “Who do you think denied you a raise for the past two years? Cut your vacation time? Who do you think hacked into your computer and canceled your subscription to DudeCruise?” – Wilhelmina Slater
20- “Do you know how many curly hair foot sycophants there are waiting to replace you?” – Wilhelmina Slater
21- “Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your “something blue.”” – Wilhelmina Slater
22- “Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what’s ugly and makes everything beautiful.” – Wilhelmina Slater
23- “Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit ’07 is on!” – Wilhelmina Slater
24- “For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.” – Wilhelmina Slater
25- “Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise.” – Wilhelmina Slater
26- “Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.” – Wilhelmina Slater
27- “Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you.” – Wilhelmina Slater
28- “Nico, i told you only emergencies. No, you cannot submit my apartment to pimp yo house. Goodbye.” – Wilhelmina Slater
29- “What? He was re-writing “Candle in the Wind” for me!” – Wilhelmina Slater
30- “How cute, Cesar Chaez in a push up bra.” – Wilhelmina Slater
31- “Ted took me to a mall. I shopped next to fat people!” – Wilhelmina Slater
32- “Fabia? That little Euro-Wench is getting married?” – Wilhelmina Slater
33- “A Hermes scarf. How pretty. I’m sure my cleaning lady will love it.” – Wilhelmina Slater
34- “Alexis, what are you waiting for? Sooner or later someone is going to have to put the key in the ignition.” – Wilhelmina Slater
35- “Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. There really isn’t a card for that.” – Wilhelmina Slater
36- “It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good… Alex Meade.” – Wilhelmina Slater
37- “Poor people are so cheap.” – Wilhelmina Slater
38- “I hate it when she’s smiles. It’s so… metallic.” – Wilhelmina Slater
39- “Nico, I said you can only call for emergencies. What do you want? No, you can’t submit my apartment for Pimp Yo House!” – Wilhelmina Slater
40- “Animal rights versus fashion rights: just who is right?” – Wilhelmina Slater
41- “That is the absolute cruelest thing I’ve ever seen… someone’s getting a raise!” – Wilhelmina Slater
42- “Your asking me to entertain Ted Lebob… the present of Bomart… a store that has the fashion equivalent of canned ravioli.” – Wilhelmina Slater
43- “We’re not out of touch with real people.” – Wilhelmina Slater
44- “Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come.” – Wilhelmina Slater
45- “Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion.” – Wilhelmina Slater
46- “…Alexis got community service. If I had known this is how the system works I’d have tried to kill more often!” – Wilhelmina Slater
47- “These gold pumps will not step foot in this building until I rule this magazine.” – Wilhelmina Slater
48- “Who on this staff would willingly eat something that’s 15 grams of fat per serving?” – Wilhelmina Slater
49- “Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter.” – Wilhelmina Slater
50- “Of course I approve Betty. This is Bruno Jacobs, hun. He saw Madonna while she was giving birth. Made her belly sweat look like diamonds.” – Wilhelmina Slater
51- “Birthdays are the gateway to Secret Santas and Casual Fridays.” – Wilhelmina Slater
52- “What’d you drive in the old country? a goat? Now a cab..” – Wilhelmina Slater
53- “I want you to make sure that pasty seamstress stays on our side, become her best friend, be her new Betty.” – Wilhelmina Slater
54- “Christina has to empty the closet, she has to make room for the spring collection. You really should take a trip down there Betty, they might have a pair of socks your size.” – Wilhelmina Slater
55- “Well that’s initiative people. Sometimes it comes in unlikely brown packages.” – Wilhelmina Slater
56- “Good luck returning my ass.” – Wilhelmina Slater
57- “Please there’s enough left over skin from your surgeries to make a bed for my cat.” – Wilhelmina Slater
58- “I’m your incredibly tan sister.” – Wilhelmina Slater
59- “As lovely as that sounds I’m a few years off from having a duck quack off in my face.” – Wilhelmina Slater
60- “Relax colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets.” – Wilhelmina Slater
61- “Marc doesn’t fulfill all of my needs. God knows he’s given it the old college try.” – Wilhelmina Slater
62- “I will not constantly be overruled by two silly white boys.” – Wilhelmina Slater
63- “Umm.. I called a… buddy. While I certainly have long term goals I also have short term needs.” – Wilhelmina Slater
64- “I wouldn’t know, I’ve been the same age for years.” – Wilhelmina Slater
65- “Connor, I want to apologize for my behavior. I always blackmail people when I’m nervous. It’s my go to.” – Wilhelmina Slater
66- “I try to nod off, but when the finish line approaches he starts hounding like a wounding beagle.” – Wilhelmina Slater
67- “Okay girls, tuck em back in, you’re both big.” – Wilhelmina Slater
68- “Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a really big girl. I’m guessing there’s no card for that.” – Wilhelmina Slater
69- “I know Daniel pays you for your “south of the border” spirit, but let’s give Daniel a break.” – Wilhelmina Slater
70- “I am your black, you’re mexican, let’s not talk around it like a couple of dull white people.” – Wilhelmina Slater
71- “Oh how humiliating.. my closest friends are going to be there tonight.. can you imagine how happy they’ll be?” – Wilhelmina Slater
72- “Drop a penny and a blond receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the ground a the same time.” – Wilhelmina Slater
73- “I put my sweat, blood and old nose into this place. If I can’t have Mode, no one can.” – Wilhelmina Slater
74- “I took lemons and made a lemon martini.” – Wilhelmina Slater
75- “Thank god it’s hunting season. If I can’t be with the man I want, at least I can kill something.” – Wilhelmina Slater
76- “Claire, just so you know I’m going hunting later on today, feel free to walk in front of my gun.” – Wilhelmina Slater
77- “Nothing, there is no plan! I’m not gonna beg, if he wants to marry that do gooding gremlin, it’s his choice.” – Wilhelmina Slater
78- “I might as well resign myself to never having a man around.” – Wilhelmina Slater
79- “You see the way Daniel looks at her? It’s like how Betty looks at a cheeseburger.” – Wilhelmina Slater
80- “All you need to know is that it’s expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You’re not allergic to panda are you?” – Wilhelmina Slater
81- “I’m sorry. All those facelifts must have affected your speech. What do you say?” – Wilhelmina Slater
82- “Can you believe there’s traffic in Bermuda? Luckily, I’ve chased felons here before, so I know all the short cuts.” – Wilhelmina Slater
83- “Marc, scheming is a lonely business.” – Wilhelmina Slater
84- “Don’t be sorry. Being sorry takes time. Just spit it out.” – Wilhelmina Slater
85- “For God’s sake, Nico, lower your voice! Angela Lansbury lives next door, and she’d love to rat me out to the co-op board.” – Wilhelmina Slater
86- “Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You’ve called me the ‘meaner Hitler.’ You’ve said that I’m completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You’ve had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK – only one of which is true.” – Wilhelmina Slater
87- “I am not going to set up a payment plan with a blackmailer!” – Wilhelmina Slater
88- “I’m sensing a personal life here. Stop it, immediately. I need your giant head in the game.” – Wilhelmina Slater
89- “Betty, Betty, Betty, take the stick out! Everything will be taken care of.” – Wilhelmina Slater
90- “These past three weeks have been heaven – aside from my tailoring bill. You’ve got to stop literally ripping my clothes off!” – Wilhelmina Slater
91- “There are trends to be set, dreams to be trampled!” – Wilhelmina Slater
92- “Daniel, I need Marc and you’re just going to have to deal with it.” – Wilhelmina Slater
93- “You’re not paid for your voice – you’re paid for mine.” – Wilhelmina Slater
94- “If he loved me he would do what I want – not this.” – Wilhelmina Slater
95- “Please! I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be.” – Wilhelmina Slater
96- “I know Marc might not walk like a man or talk like a man, and his features are vaguely lesbian. But the truth is that he’s my one constant over the years.” – Wilhelmina Slater
97- “Should she slow down or you speed up?” – Wilhelmina Slater
98- “However, if you stick around and shave again – looks like I can have it all.” – Wilhelmina Slater
99- “I am still the same old Wanda I use to be – still fun, still sweet.” – Wilhelmina Slater
100- “What’s the matter; people still view me as a drop dead gorgeous fashion Nazi.” – Wilhelmina Slater
101- “It’s not work, it’s like a family.” – Wilhelmina Slater
102- “Playing the Gaga card is the first time I’ve ever respected you.” – Wilhelmina Slater
103- “If you’re hungry call down for some ice chips!” – Wilhelmina Slater
104- “I’ve spent my entire life fighting for a magazine when I should have been fighting for you.” – Wilhelmina Slater
105- “Well I guess you know me better than I know myself. Now flap those bat wings of yours and get out.” – Wilhelmina Slater
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