Letterkenny Wayne Quotes: Letterkenny residents are divided into three main groups: Hick’s, Skids, and hockey players. These residents find themselves constantly arguing with each other on completely trivial matters.
1- “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” – Wayne Quotes
2- “You lose a lot of heat in the neck.” – Wayne Quotes
3- “It’s like algebra… why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” – Wayne Quotes
4- “Oh, I got so much time for sushi.” – Wayne Quotes
5- “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” – Wayne Quotes
6- “I said oh fuck if you’re digging a hole better dig a big one because I’m getting in there with him.” – Wayne Quotes
7- “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne Quotes
8- “I seen Samuel in the laundry room with a cat one time and you just know that little fucker is gonna put it in the dryer.” – Wayne Quotes
9- “Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” – Wayne Quotes
10- “Your cousin named his cat Harry Pottery barn which was confusing til you found out he named his bong Samwise Ganja.” – Wayne Quotes
11- “You can cross fuck off.” – Wayne Quotes
12- “You had a party and there was no piss around the toilet after which most certainly means your friends piss sitting down.” – Wayne Quotes
13- “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” – Wayne Quotes
14- “Your friend’s barn cat had kittens so you took one but fuck is it stunned.” – Wayne Quotes
15- “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” – Wayne Quotes
16- “The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.” – Wayne Quotes
17- “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” – Wayne Quotes
18- “If I’m an ant I’m operating the seadoo with my antennae.” – Wayne Quotes
19- “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” – Wayne Quotes
20- “Well, she’s a pretty girl. It’s just… uhhh you could let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh?” – Wayne Quotes
21- “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” – Wayne Quotes
22- “You’re playing Buck Hunter at the bar the other night and your game was so tight a gal offered to give you a squeezer in the parking lot.” – Wayne Quotes
23- “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” – Wayne Quotes
24- “He’d mount the red-hot tail pipe of a high cc quad, Katy. Come off it!” – Wayne Quotes
25- “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” – Wayne Quotes
26- “It’s always ok to fart when you’re alone. Accept when you’re in elevators. That’s uncouth.” – Wayne Quotes
27- “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” – Wayne Quotes
28- “If you had as many bucks in your wallet as bucks mounted on your wall you’d have, well, give or take six bucks” – Wayne Quotes
29- “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” – Wayne Quotes
30- “You got half your finger cut off one of three ways: bike chain, bandsaw, penalty box door.” – Wayne Quotes
31- “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” – Wayne Quotes
32- “You took your gal into Pizza Delight for a nice supper and there were two kids’ birthday parties in there hucking fucking crayons around.” – Wayne Quotes
33- “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” – Wayne Quotes
34- “You woke up on your friend’s lawn the other day but your friend’s lawn is in Michigan so, that’s a bit off putting.” – Wayne Quotes
35- “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” – Wayne Quotes
36- “You got called a shithead at go karts for bumping another driver and had to fight the guy ‘cause you were on a first date.” – Wayne Quotes
37- “You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” – Wayne Quotes
38- “Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.” – Wayne Quotes
39- “Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite… but I am kind of curious.” – Wayne Quotes
40- “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.” – Wayne Quotes
41- “Closest you’re getting to any action this weekend is giving the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbing.” – Wayne Quotes
42- “There’s some buttfuckery at play here.” – Wayne Quotes
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