Jason Mendoza Quotes : Hello The Good Place Tv show fans we made a list of Jason Mendoza Quotes from the show
1- “I’m probably just going to mess it up like I messed things up with Janet.” – Jason Mendoza
2- “Everyone thinks I’m Taiwanese. I’m Filipino. That’s racist. Heaven is so racist.” – Jason Mendoza
3- “No, shut up for a sec! I’m not a Buddhist monk. My name is Jason Mendoza. I’m a DJ from Florida, and I’m not supposed to be here! You gotta help me out, homie. I’m scared.” – Jason Mendoza
4- “This is my bud-hole! It’s just like a hole where me and my buds can hang out.” – Jason Mendoza
5- “We’re an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtle neck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.” “And who am I? Describe me now!” – Jason Mendoza
6- “I miss being myself. Myself was the best.” – Jason Mendoza
7- “We love each other. She makes the bass drop, in my heart.” – Jason Mendoza
8- “Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.” – Jason Mendoza
9- “Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don’t?” – Jason Mendoza
10- “I was just about to tell an awesome story about a wing-eating contest that I lost, and a barfing contest that I won, but then a hole opened up in the ground.” – Jason Mendoza
11- “If you’re a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada?” – Jason Mendoza
12- “Can I be excused? Tahani’s doing a brunch party and I want to get there before all the mini-waffles run out.” – Jason Mendoza
13- “Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.” – Jason Mendoza
14- “She’s so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um, Nala, from The Lion King.” – Jason Mendoza
15- “Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Claus?” – Jason Mendoza
16- “I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am.” – Jason Mendoza
17- “I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?” – Jason Mendoza
18- “I have no idea what’s going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too!” – Jason Mendoza
19- “I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll be waiting for the base to drop. And it (crying), it’ll never come.” – Jason Mendoza
20- “I think Tahani’s just embarrassed I’m not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks.” – Jason Mendoza
21- “In football, trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works. It’s called “prevent defense.” You don’t take any chances and just try and hold on to your lead. But prevent defense just prevents you from winning! It’s always better to try something.” – Jason Mendoza
22- “Back in Jacksonville, I was in charge of a 60-person dance crew. Whenever we auditioned a new dancer, we would rate them in five categories: dancing ability, coolness, dopeness, freshness, and smart-brained. I would give you an eight in every category.” – Jason Mendoza
23- “Here’s the thing. I’m nice to you, and you’re mean to me. There’s something wrong about that, but I can’t put my finger on what it is.” – Jason Mendoza
24- “Where I’m from, most things blow up eventually. So I learned that when something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down! If you’re always frozen in fear and taking too long to figure out what to do, you’ll miss your opportunity, and maybe get sucked into the propeller of a swamp boat.” – Jason Mendoza
25- “Okay homies, you’re sad. I can tell ’cause you have the same looks on your faces that my teachers did whenever I raised my hand in class. But let’s be happy.” – Jason Mendoza
26- “It wasn’t like I heard a bell ring or anything. I just suddenly had this calm feeling, like the air inside my lungs was the same as the air outside my body. It was peaceful.” – Jason Mendoza
27- “We’re refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?” – Jason Mendoza
28- “The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself.” – Jason Mendoza
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