Bob’s Burgers Louise Belcher Quotes
1- “I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby” – Louise Belcher
2- “Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ —it comes with candy. Get it?” – Louise Belcher
3- “I will see you in hell!” – Louise Belcher
4- “Excuse me, I’m going to see a Sofa Queen about a drama queen.” – Louise Belcher
5- “Why don’t you start speaking in words instead of your DAMN DIRTY LIES!” – Louise Belcher
6- “I’m compiling a list of people i can mate with to repopulate the earth” – Louise Belcher
7- “Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath” – Louise Belcher
8- “Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We’ll cut you.” – Louise Belcher
9- “All right, people. It’s time to turn this romance into a no-mance.” – Louise Belcher
10- “You have to pull… yourself… together. You have two children and a Louise to take care of!” – Louise Belcher
11- “If you can’t handle reality, you shoulda stayed inside of mom.” – Louise Belcher
12- “Flirt a little, wink a little” – Louise Belcher
13- “Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.” – Louise Belcher
14- “Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm!” – Louise Belcher
15- “Alright listen up! So all these suckers come out for art crawl. And they all wanna pay money for crap. So paint some crap and we can sell it.” – Louise Belcher
16- “Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your damn dirty LIES?” – Louise Belcher
17- “Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut-punch you!” – Louise Belcher
18- “I smell fear on you.” – Louise Belcher
19- “Kissing is like a fight with lips.” – Louise Belcher
20- “The treasure’s in the crack of the ass, I can smell it.” – Louise Belcher
21- “I said shut your mouth, it’s art crawl.” – Louise Belcher
22- “Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.” – Louise Belcher
23- “And I’m going to get my gun license, finally.” – Louise Belcher
24- “Sorry, I’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.” – Louise Belcher