Which Red Dwarf Character Are You? Quiz

"My father was a half-crazed military failure; my mother, a bitch-queen from Hell. My brothers had all the looks and talent. What did I have? Unmanageable hair and ingrowing toenails. Yes, I admit I'm nothing. But from what I started with, nothing is up."

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship?"

"I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers."

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast".

"I'm an animal! I'm a tasteless, uncouth, tone-deaf, mindless, revolting, randy, blokeish, semi-literate space bum."

"Please sir, give me some credit. I am not the one-dimensional cleaning droid I was once was; I've evolved into something far more complex and multi-layered, and if I may so say so, superior.