Gilmore Girls lorelai gilmore quotes
“If you’re going to throw your life away he better have a motorcycle!!” -Lorelai Gilmore
“I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ’til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I need coffee in an IV.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I don’t like Mondays but unfortunately, they always come around eventually.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I don’t like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, and I stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Nothing says coffee like six in the morning!” – Lorelai Gilmore
“This is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries’ cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Cheeseburger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I’m looking for heroes.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Relationships need verbs.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can totally be flexible.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Everything’s magical when it snows, everything looks pretty.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Life’s short. Talk fast.”– Lorelai Gilmore
“I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Reality has no place in our world!” – Lorelai Gilmore
“You know my babbling capabilities are infinite.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” – Lorelai Gilmore
“Because my brain is a wild jungle of scary gibberish… Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake. Monkey, monkey, underpants.” – Lorelai Gilmore