Gilmore Girls Tv Series Quotes
Rory Gilmore : “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”
Luke Danes : “I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy, sunshine day for me.”
Jess Mariano : “I wanna be good, life’s just not letting me.”
Christopher: “This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Because my brain is a wild jungle of scary gibberish… Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake. Monkey, monkey, underpants.”
Paris: “No men. Just lots and lots of Chinese food.”
Richard Gilmore : “What She Tackles,She Conquers”
Richard Gilmore : “Cranking Metallica. Is that some sort of drug reference, it’s not funny.”
Rory Gilmore : “Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.”
Rory Gilmore : “I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Reality has no place in our world!”
Lorelai Gilmore : “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead.”
Richard Gilmore : “Oh, people die, we pay. People crash a car, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Life’s short. Talk fast.”
Emily : “But marriage is not about always being happy. It’s about compromise.”
Emily : “Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself you better go get it a cape.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
Lane Kim : “It’s people like you who are destroying the music industry”
Emily Gilmore : “I’m so exhausted with incompetent people. I don’t know what to do anymore.”
Rory: “I love you, you idiot.”
Lorelai Gilmore: “Everything’s magical when it snows, everything looks pretty.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can totally be flexible.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Relationships need verbs.”
Michelle : “People are particularly stupid today, I can’t talk to any more of them.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Nothing says coffee like six in the morning!”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, and I stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing.”
Paris: “No, it’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!”
Michael Gerard : “People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.”
Babette : “Gnome kicking says a lot about a man’s character.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.”
Logan Huntzberger : “People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible”
Luke : “God, that’s terrible. It’s like drinking a My Little Pony.”
“We’re almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we’re going.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”
Kirk : “I just want a little more coffee.”
Taylor Doose : “Breathe in, folks. Smells like fall.”
Lorelai Gilmore : “If you’re going to throw your life away he better have a motorcycle!!”
Paris Geller : “No man is an island but this woman is.”
Rory Gilmore : “I just take a book with me everywhere. It’s a habit”