Helen: “Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never wanted.”
Drake Parker: “Pip-Pip-Da-Doodalydoo”
Josh: “I know when a girl likes me! I’ve imagined it a thousand times!”
Drake: “I wonder what ketchup tastes like on a foot?”
Josh: “Please excuse Drake from school today, as he twisted his liver, and is unable to read, write, or bathe”
Josh: “I bruise like a summer peach”
Josh: “I’ve just been watching Oprah… I mean football.”
Josh: “Wassup Fellas, Lady Fellas!”
Josh: “I say things twice for emphasis…EMPHASIS”
Josh: “Stack em stack em stack em! We stack em then they snack em!”
Josh: “I never give up before I embarass myself.”
Josh: “I Ain’t Calling You A Truther!”
Josh: “Some people are just born lucky. I am not one of those people.”
Josh: “I brought my own sunscreen. SPF 100. Good luck, sun!”
Drake: “It looks like the two ugliest shirts in the world got married…and you’re wearing their baby.”
Drake: “I’m so mad. Josh: Yes. I can tell by your angry banana chewing.”
Drake Parker: “Evil dog, Evil girl.”
Drake Parker: “You’re the best evil sister ever.”
