kath and kim sayings
“Look, I just feel I have so many options, R.E: the venue at the moment; you know Ive got Big Jugs on one hand, Ive got Dirty Nellys on the other, and now Ive got King Henry VIII constantly on my back! .” – Kath
“Well, its air evidently, Kimmy. You eat air for two weeks, and then red meat for two weeks, so it all balances out! .” – Kath
“Oh no Kim, monogamy’s very old fashioned. You just want a veneer of monogamy.That’s all people care about these days” – Kath
“You think Brett is the bees knees. Well let me tell you, mum, bees knees are hard to live with 24/7! .” -Kim
I’m not saying it’s you that looks bad; it’s your dress that makes you look like a frump. – Sharon
“Bloody Bolton bitches!” -Kim
“You think Brett is the bee’s knees. Well let me tell you, mum, bee’s knees are hard to live with 24/7!” -Kim
“I like to keep myself trim, Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?” -Kim
“The best latte in town is less than 30 mins power walk at the award winning Croutons on the Bay. Talk about convenience!” – Kath
“I just want to look groovy” – Sharon
“Oh nooo, I’m gonna be good. Just an artichooorke & a diet cooooorke.”
“You know your beeswax? Why don’t you mind it?” – Kath
“Kel and I have decided to make our beautiful and sensual relationship a mere formality.” – Kath
“Flowers aren’t a present Brett, they’re a garnish” – Kath
“Brett, I’m gonna make you your favourite meal tonight – rack off lamb.” – Kath
“I am high maintenance, but I think you gotta be. I’m proud of my home, ditto myself….” – Kath
“You’re the wings beneath my wind.” – Kath
“You look like a fashion victim, Kim.” – Sharon
“You know it’s really good you called me today, I was flat out killing time at home” – Sharon