Arrested Development Lucille Bluth Quotes
“I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.” -Lucille Bluth
“Everyone’s laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.” -Lucille Bluth
“If I still had money, I’d buy a Klimpy’s just to burn it to the ground.” -Lucille Bluth
“It’s probably because a seal bit off his hand. The army has taken to giving medals for being food.” -Lucille Bluth
“I want to cry so badly, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.” -Lucille Bluth
“she’s not real. She was made in a cup. Like soup. $130,000 cup of soup.” -Lucille Bluth
“don’t worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you.” -Lucille Bluth
“You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.” -Lucille Bluth
“I know you’re awake. Faker!” -Lucille Bluth
“Someone broke in again! The liquor is gone! All of it. Gone!” -Lucille Bluth
“I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism…sometimes a diet is the best defense.” -Lucille Bluth
“Hola. Is Rosa still alive? No? Hmm… Okay, this is not my day.” -Lucille Bluth
“Oh, you’re so brilliant. Let’s see you find it.” -Lucille Bluth
“I happen to be a more caring mother than most.” -Lucille Bluth
“They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.” -Lucille Bluth
“I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.” -Lucille Bluth