Arrested Development Tobias Funke Quotes
“Ah, the clumsy adolescence. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat.” -Tobias Funke
“I’m afraid i just blue myself.” -Tobias Funke
“Okay, lindsay, are you forgetting that i was a professional twice-over? An analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.” -Tobias Funke
“Oh, mercy me! I keep forgetting i’m in the colonies!” -Tobias Funke
“Oh boy, i got some looks on the bus cause of this!” -Tobias Funke
“Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?” -Tobias Funke
“I’m afraid it’s merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon.” -Tobias Funke
“When a man needs to prove to a woman that he’s actually… ” -Tobias Funke
“With fully formed libidos, not two young men playing grab-ass in the shower.” -Tobias Funke
“Even if I have to take a chubby, I’m willing to suck it up!” -Tobias Funke
“I had no idea a ninety year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.” -Tobias Funke
“Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.” -Tobias Funke
“I realized it was for being a leading man. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth!” -Tobias Funke
“I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!” -Tobias Funke
“Oh, I’ve a list of men that could fill every opening you have.” -Tobias Funke
“I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. It didn’t work.” -Tobias Funke
“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.” -Tobias Funke
“Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.” -Tobias Funke
“You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you’re the big marriage expert – oh, I’m sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!” -Tobias Funke
“Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!” -Tobias Funke
” Come on. Let’s see some bananas and nuts. Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off.” -Tobias Funke