Scrubs Tv Series Qutotes
Turk : “I get to have sex!”
Bob Kelso : “It’s a hip-hop world, Keep up or get out of the way.”
J.D. : “The Truth Is, It Is All Your Memories, The Joyful Ones And The Heartbreaking Ones That Make Up Who You Are As A Person.”
J.D. : “I grew up on the street. Sesame street.”
J.D. : “As I looked at all the relationships around me… Some that had gone on forever… some that were reigniting… and some that had just begun… I realized something: It should have been me.”
Dr Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Man not Caring.
Dr. Kelso : “Who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso…I thought we’d met.”
Perry Cox : “Death doesn’t really bother me unless it’s someone I know. And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin who, honest to God, was flattened by a steamroller… I still actually enjoy it.”
J.D. : “In The End, You Have To Trust That The Perfect Woman Will Always Lead You In The Right Direction.”
Dr. Kelso : “Nothing in this world worth having comes easy.”
J.D. : “Sometimes In Life When You Get What You Want, You End Up Missing What You Left Behind.”
Dr Cox: “Lady, people aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
Dr. Cox : “People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.”
Jordan: “Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.”
J.D. : “I Guess When You Care About Someone, You’ll Do Whatever You Can To Make Them Happy.”
J.D. : “It’s okay, Perry. You just said how you feel. Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop. Brace yourself, I’m coming in. You smell like a father figure.”
Carla: “He doesn’t know that I cry sometimes because…I’m not sure there’s a cat heaven”
J.D. : “The Problem With People Who Only Want What They Can’t Have Is That Once They Have What They Want, They Don’t Want It Anymore.”
J.D. : “Maybe The Best Thing To Do Is Stop Trying To Figure Out Where You’re Going And Just Enjoy Where You’re At.”
J.D. : “Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around”
J.D.: “You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.”
J.D.: “A hospital can sometimes feel like a magical place, where people’s hopes and dreams are often far from ordinary. Whether they’re looking for brains, a heart, or courage. As for me, I was just gonna keep on following that yellow line and hope I’d eventually get back home.”
Dr. Christopher Turk: “I love large groups of white people eating pollen.”
Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian: “It’s not a unicorn, it’s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.”
J.D.: “Just because you dye your moustache blonde doesn’t mean it’s gone”
Dr. Perry Cox: “You see, for me sex is a sport. Like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don’t get hit in the eye.”
Dr. Perry Cox: “Oh my God! I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time. I’m gavomiting!”
Dr. Cox: “We are going to the park to celebrate and drink beer. God we love beer!”
Dr. Cox: “Now, just because Jordan thinks it’s cute that you’re violating her little sister, doesn’t mean you can use my guestroom for your nerdy G-rated sexcapades.”
Dr. Cox: “I don’t want to hear anything out of that man’s mouth other than Oh no, I’m dying, there’s a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I’m in hell! Hitler, Musollini… Captain Kangaroo? That’s not right.”
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