Best Derek Tv Series Quotes
Derek : “So just be nice. That is the easiest thing, be nice”
Derek : “If you haven’t spoken someone for a long time, call them up, If you haven’t spoken to your mum , call her up. It’s never too late until its. “
Derek : “That’s the amazing thing about life, you can just start again, just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again “
Kev: “I am not failure because I didn’t succeed, I’am a failure because I din’t try “
Derek : “I am not clever or good looking, but I’m kind”
Derek : “I like all cats”
Kev: “Meaning of life? “The Orgasm male orgasm… I don’t understand the Point of a Female Orgasm at all”
Derek : “All you need is someone to love, something to do and something to wish for “
Derek : “Old people are nicer to me than anyone in the world “
Derek : “If you want to be happy for an hour, take a nap. If you want to be happy for a day, go fishing. If you want to be happy for a year, win the lottery. If you want to be happy for a lifetime, help people.”
Derek : “I’ve met people who believe/don’t believe in God who were nice and who were horrible. So just be nice….”
Derek : “The suits just come in and and look for problems.”
Derek : “I didn’t expect them to se Kev’s bollocks”
Derek : “Why you got a haircut like a pedophile?”
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