Best Insecure Tv Show Quotes
Sarah: “I’ve always thought that it’s a little insulting that we’re servicing black and brown kids and our name is We Got Y’all. That’s grammatically incorrect. How about “Let us help you in your community in really positive ways, and go for happiness!”
Kelli : “The basic credit tiers are Excellent, Good, Poor, Bad. It’s Issa all the way at the bottom.”
Molly : “I’m Molly, and I’m on molly, so that means I’m Molly-squared!”
Tiffany : “Beyoncé is a better mother than me! This closet is so well organized!”
Issa:: “Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing too fucking much. You act like finding someone is supposed to be some sort of fairytale, but it’s not. You’re impossible to please.”
Issa:: “My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.”
Issa: “Do you want your man or not? Do you know your plans or not? You gon’ back home or not? You gon’ claim your throne or not? Is you Khaleesi? Or that other bitch whose name I don’t remember?”
Issa: “I’m a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn’t trust me or I’ll hurt your feelings, boo. I don’t wanna be here, but my ex won’t take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin’ over apps. I’m so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here’s the tip — run away!”
Kelli : “The point is, you are single. You are VERY single. You are so single that a tumbleweed just rolled out of your pus*y.”
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