Shameless Tv Show , Tv Series Frank Gallagher Quotes
Steve: “About 90% of this world’s problems are caused by little words that come in pairs. We’re healthy and we’re happy… Yet when anybody asks us, we say “not bad”.”
Frank Gallagher: “My domestic partner… is a clean and sober, hard working citizen of this country. I think he deserves the same rights as a woman who would abandon her children.”
Mickey Milkovich : “I love you… It means we take care of each other… It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.”
Veronica : “Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he’s a shrink’s wet dream.
Frank Gallagher: “Be brave, son! Order room service.”
Principal: “I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.”
Frank Gallagher: “This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”
Ian Gallagher : “Too much! Too much is wrong with me. That’s the problem isn’t it? Too much is wrong with me, and you can’t do anything about that. You can’t change it. You can’t fix me. Because I’m not broken, I don’t need to be fixed, OK? I’m me!”
Frank Gallagher: “Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience.”
Sheila: “Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.”
Frank Gallagher: “Revolutions don’t come wrapped in a cute ribbon. You want to bring down power structures? You want to get in the face of people who are peddling corroded ideals? You need a uniform that screams authenticity.”
Peggy Gallagher : “You’ve got a demon mind and a devil’s womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!”
Frank Gallagher: “I’m a truth teller. But you’re too weak to hear the truth.”
Frank : “He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.”
Ian Gallagher: “Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.”
Lip: “So you’re saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”
Frank Gallagher: “You see, this is the point I’m making with the liberal elite. In the war between the have-nots and the have everything’s, their guilt is our ammunition. Never forget that.”
Sheila : “Frank, I certainly hope you’re not pooping in there. It’s a closet.”
Steve: “Well if you need me, I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.”
Frank Gallagher: “The whole country is a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickens**t cowards who didn’t have the balls to fight the vietcong and preserve our way of life.”
Lip: “All teenagers are sex addicts”
Kevin : “Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you’re hung like a bear!”
Lip: “Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple”
Frank Gallagher: “If gay people having sex is what offends people the most, they should let them get married because anyone who’s been married knows the sex is downhill from there.”
Frank Gallagher: “Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.”
Robbie Pratt : “I’m the worst kind of addict. I’m addicted to the rush of life.”
Frank Gallagher: “I could’ve risen high in the ranks of any of the many fields dominated by gays: Entertainment, politics, broadcasting, tennis…”
Carol Fisher: “A lady doesn’t tell her age. You’re as old as the man you feel.”
Frank Gallagher: “Human misery – you can’t get enough of it! Willing a bloke to chuck himself to his death so that you can have a bit of f***ing “entertainment”! Serves you right if he lands on your heads, you brainless cunts.”
Sammi Slott : “The good parts of love are so good, you’re willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That’s why I have been married three times and engaged 12”
Frank : “She was born with a large clitoris!”
Frank Gallagher: “Dying is lonely”
Frank Gallagher: “A woman’s sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi.”
Frank Gallagher: “I believe in a force that thinks it’s greater than myself.”
Lip Gallagher: “It’s good! Catches shop lifters, catches shirt lifters.”
Svetlana: “Imagine you are swimming. And baby shark comes out of nowhere, and sinks his fucking teeth into your ball sacks. This is what it feels like when they bite nipple. Like they have declared war. Like, if you have a hammer in your hand, you could bash the brains out of this little shit. This is what it feels like.”
Frank Gallagher: “Pretty soon, there’s not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There’s just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fu*ked.”
Thug: “Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.”
Frank Gallagher: “They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don’t have a God-given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.”
Ian Gallagher : “Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.”
Hippy Pete: “If that cat walks past me one more time with its tail in the air, it is getting one right up the ring because I am ten wanks beyond fussy!”
Bob [to Frank] : You wish you had a dick as big as mine
Frank Gallagher: “Every day is an opportunity you don’t get back, so don’t blow it working.”
Amanda Milkovich : “Just because we were born here, doesn’t mean that we end up here.”
Frank Gallagher: “Word from the wise: get your stuff out quick sharp, otherwise he’ll have your stereo in his veins before you can say Dolby surround sound.”
Kevin : “Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.”
Frank Gallagher: “This country was founded by murdering thieves who stole land from the Indians and then genocided them.”
Sarah Cleary : “Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.”
Frank Gallagher: “Don’t let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don’t lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.”
Professor: “The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard”
Mickey Milkovich : “Sun all year round, no more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man.”
Frank Gallagher: “Calling someone what they are isn’t or shouldn’t ever be argued as offensive”
Frank Gallagher: “I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there.”
Svetlana : “Find someone to keep you. How? You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate”
Frank Gallagher: “I can’t offer you much. But what I can do is be your chauffeur and the limousine ride to the pearly gates.”
Veronica: “She never took him! She borrowed him… accidentally.”
Kevin : “You just made my boy parts get bigger.”
Frank Gallagher: “Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden… some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it’s been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ’cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”
Frank Gallagher: “Set ’em up, bar keep. My liver’s been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.”
Lip: “I’m washing dishes, and Carl’s got a scholarship. The world’s upside-down”
Frank Gallagher: “Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It’s a vaccine”
Frank Gallagher: “Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.”
Lip: “I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.”
Frank Gallagher: “I had to wait 4 hours at A & E ’cause of someone queue hopping! Who cares if he was shot? He shot HIMSELF. Some people are so selfish.”
Frank Gallagher: “I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.”
Veronica : “Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?”
Svetlana : “I do not show love regular. I show by doing. I fix bar. I watch kids. I cook. I give oral. I protect from dangerous Russian.”
Frank Gallagher: “If you’re waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God’s plan.”
Frank Gallagher: “Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it’s my goal to get you into America.”
Frank Gallagher: “They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. What’s the point?”
Lip Gallagher : “I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish”
Lip: “Theres a Buddhist saying that we get reincarnated till we’ve been, done and seen everything, Me Dad reckons he’s way up that ladder to hear him talk you couldn’t teach him a thing. I mean it’s never occurred to him that he might just be thick as pig shit. If you want rid of him just start mentioning full-time work.”
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