1- Margo : We may be the least trusted monarchs in the history of Fillory. Thank God they don’t have polls here.
2- The Librarian : There is knowledge behind that door, Penny, that could destroy more than just people. It could destroy worlds.
3- Quentin : I’m dead but there’s still hot chocolate. That’s a good sign.
4- The Monster : Why does this place smell like death?
5- Quentin : Most of my life I’ve been in and out of hospitals, and you know, just suicidal thoughts and notes, and…a lot of notes. Attempts, and meds, and therapy, and then I found Brakebills, and all that went away. I thought that…Did I do something brave to save my friends? Or did I finally find a way to kill myself?
6- Alice : No hurting anyone. No casting magic. No sex. Trust me. You locked down any possible fun.
7- Ember : Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Isn’t it wonderful?
8- Margo : I’m a king. Not a goddamned princess. A king.
9- Quentin : Life is raw. Everybody medicates.
10- Pete : Listen, we’re not trying to step on the foot of big government, we’re just trying to not die.
11- Eliot : Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain.
12- Fen : If the Foo Fighters make another move, I’ll kill you myself.
13- Quentin : You’d be a very high-level X-Men like Emma Frost’s, Diamond Form.
14- Todd : Always be polite to librarians. They look harmless but they do regulate the good stuff, you know. Make them cranky and all of a sudden there’s this lag time when you put in a request. I mean New World Order definitely better but in my humble “O” a little worse than the old days.
15- Eliot : This isn’t Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren’t enough noble quests to go around.
16- Penny : I’m literally becoming less cool with every word you speak.
17- Umber : What are you doing here, sad little nerd king?
18- The Monster : There’s something I want you to know, Sister. This world, it’s not just the bad things or the ones that wronged us. There is such beauty, in everything, even the quiet. Especially the quiet.
19- The Beast : You’re no god! You’re a farm animal! You’re a farm animal!
20- Fogg : Everyone has a line, Alice. Apparently, mine is turning over a list to what’s starting to feel like a goddamned totalitarian regime. Who knew. I have to resign.
21- Penny : Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray.
22- Eliot : A golem of Margo. A Margolem.
23- Josh : I don’t know how we’re supposed to talk about this if we’re not allowed to talk about this.
24- Josh : God dammit, I don’t think I can ever eat non-Old God cake again! Perfection is a curse.
25- Quentin :You saved my life. You can save my life fifty times. It’s not going to change anything between us. I love you.
26- Eliot : I’m the High King of Fillory. I took a blood test.
27- Marina : This thing has god-level power. I have a bad history with gods since apparently one killed me.