1- Barry: “I’m a good person.”
2- Gene: “The point is… The point is, nobody believes that my class could be involved in Ryan’s death except for you. I myself thought that you questioning them because you wanted to be close to me. I was very flattered. But now I’ve gotta wonder: are you keeping them in play because you’re trying to prevent us from becoming what we might become?”
3- NoHo Hank: “What can I say, man? I’m a gearhead!”
4- Barry: “I didn’t feel like I deserved a good life.”
5- Barry : “She was like a feral mongoose.”
6- Detective Janice Moss: “I could drop kick you in the middle of the restaurant. Everybody would applaud and then I’d beat the f*ck out of you.”
7- Fuches : “You know, in America, Esther is a woman’s name.”
8- Fuches : “They don’t want honest. They want entertainment.”
9- Detective Janice Moss: “Look at you. You are so little. I could rock you like a baby.”
10- Gene : “If there is one thing I learned in my life, you can’t control what other people are going to do.”
11- Gene: “A little story to illustrate: I was doing Long Day’s Journey into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse with a bunch of coke heads. It’s usually about a three-hour play. We could bring it in at just under thirty-seven minutes. We thought we were great! Apparently, we were unintelligible.”
12- Barry: “Am I like, like an evil person?”
13- Gene: “He was like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.”
14- Fuches: “When you meet Goran, don’t be afraid to sell yourself. Remember that liquor distributor in Canton, you stabbed in the nut? I think Goran’s the kind of man, who would find something like that intriguing. So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, you’ll go there.”
15- Sally Reed : “Raw, unapologetic truth with a capital ‘T.'”
16- Sally Reed : “You really heard me. You really let that wall come down a little.”
17- NoHo Hank : “Teaching us all the powerful way of getting shit done and ruling the world while being totally chill.”
18- Nick Nicholby : “Don’t think I can play straight? I played straight for 22 damn years, okay?”
19- Akhmal : “If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!”
20- Gene: “I would like you to rock me like a baby.”
21- Sally : “Look, Barry, I was nervous too, but everyone has dropped the competitive grief bullshit, and they’re delivering honest and real work. I mean, look what we’ve inspired!”
22- Barry Berkman : I’m pretty sure that people can change.
23- Sally : “Payback Ladies? It’s just another shit male idea of what strong women are.”
24- Sasha: “What is your emotional connection to soup? I feel like its somehow related to your relationship with your mom.”
25- NoHo Hank : “He is being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.”
26- NoHo Hank: “Like a good leader, I’m gonna get us some Ubers.”
27- Barry :”I am your fuckin’ business, idiot!”
28- “Everyone was so jealous of your performance last class, that they wanted to share their own pain.”
29- “We don’t have a relationship, Dad, and I’m fine with that, I really am.”
30- Mr. Cousineau: ” Barry, you are Do you hear me, Barry, you cemented head?”
31- “At this point, for me, the worst reason to make another TV show would be to make a TV show.”
32- “I’ve been working my ass off to fill this audience with industry professionals.”
33- “It’s fun when you get to this stage of a show, where you’re like, “I can’t wait to see what happens when these two people are together.” And just the fact that they’re both in the same shot. “