1- Greg Hirsch : “Wherever you hide, the party finds you.”
2- Roman Roy : “I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, but this is really ****ing good.”
3- “I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.”
4- Kendall Roy : “The dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out.”
5- Shiv: I’m not declining, I’m just not I’m not “clining.”
6- ” It’s cool, though, ’cause it’s like I didn’t cheat ’cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. Like a closed loop system.”
7- “Greg, you greedy piece of shit… oh my God, Greg, you total coke whore!”
8- “It’s a job.” … “Shooting bolts into cows’ heads is a job, but it’s not how I want to spend my Thanksgiving!”
9- Logan Roy : Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole. Wouldn’t you rather be up front, feeding the horse?
10- “Look, here’s the thing about being rich, it’s like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want. The authorities can’t really touch you. You get to wear a costume, but it’s designed by Armani and it doesn’t make you look like a prick.”
11- Kendall Roy : “Look, you can’t put a value on a human life, except in our case, you rather precisely can because when trading opens tomorrow, we’re gonna drop like a stone.”
12- Kendall Roy : “The socio-economic health of multiple continents is dependent on his well-being!”
13- Kendall Roy : “I am interested in becoming a meth head.”
14- Greg to Tom: “I gotta level with you, because if I eat any more songbirds, I’m gonna hurl.”
15- Marcia Roy : “No. No discussion. I am his next of kin. I am his proxy. I am in charge. Thank you.”
16- Marcia Roy : ” I hope you’re happy now, Charlotte, ’cause my mother is dying of thirst. And I’ve just picked up a bag. I’m carrying a case on my wedding eve.”
17- “Sometimes it is a big d*ck competition”