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Best 42 Adventure Time with Finn & Jake Quotes

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1- Finn the Human  :  Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will they be filled with worms?

2- Ice King :  Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me. Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!

3- “Everything ahead of us is totally unknown.”

4- Princess Bubblegum :  What you’re feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.

5- “I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed.”

6-  Jake the Dog :  Dude, you can’t stay here if you’re gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man!

7- “Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz?”

8-  Tree Trunks :  I got no time for nobody dancin’ around and actin’ a fool at my expense. I’m Tree Trunks, and people know I’m kind and honest.

9- Finn the Human  : Come on, bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe.

10-  Ice King :  I know what I said! But you know, sometimes you say things and then you don’t really mean them?

11- “‘Creepy’ is just another label we use to distance ourselves…”

12- Rag Wizard :  Entering a person’s mind can be dangerous.

13- “Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator…”

14- Finn the Human  : Sometimes a man…just has to retrieve his own disc.

15- Finn the Human  :  Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That’s right, bad apples. ‘Lock ’em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it’s too dark to see.

16- Jake the Dog :  If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point of living?

17- “You got to focus on what’s real, man.”

18- Jake the Dog : A love like theirs will always find a way. It’ll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.

19-  Lumpy Space Princess :  You’re weird and old and you kidnap princesses.

20- “You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars.”

21- Marceline the Vampire Queen :  When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it’s a thousand years later and I’m still messed up!

22- “People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up…”

23- Forest Cyclops :  You’re just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I’ve got a heart of stone, buddy. I’m evil!

24-“It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being.”

25- Ringmaster :  Too much artsy, not enough fartsy. We talked about this, clown!

26- “I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend.”

27- Dr. Ice Cream : She totally gross over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.

28- Simon :  Look, sweetie, someday you’ll be too big to hold. I’m as old as garlic balls if someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.

29- “Responsibility demands sacrifice.”

30- Ghost Man :  Drop ball is an extremely addictive high-intensity game designed for people everywhere.

31- Lumpy Space Princess :  I knew, that if my parents could see me now, they’d be jealous of how lumpin’ awesome I am.

32- Princess Bubblegum :  I’m connected to all candy throughout all the galaxies. Once you’re candy, you’ll be part of me, too!

33- “Sometimes life is scary and dark.”

34- Prismo :  Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I’m in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I mean like, a really smelly brown pickle?

35- Lamp :  Humor is the highest form of intelligence.

36- “Homies help homies. Always.”

37- Finn the Human  : With you, I would walk down any road, milady—especially if it leads to the movies.

38- Finn the Human  : I’m not fallin’ for your junk anymore, lady. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.

39- “Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”  

40-  The Farm :  Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I’m too [punches water]freaking legendary for you!

41- “You won’t ever be able to tell if everything is going to be totally haywire.”

42-  Jake the Dog :  I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.

 


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