1- “O’Henry. That’s one of our top selling candybars. It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nuget. It’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!”
2- “This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.”
3- “Your cigarettes company has turned this once fine speciman into a hideous, twisted, freak”
4- “You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”
8- “Rugged? The man’s a goblin. He’s only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.”
9- “Yeah, that’s going to be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It’s an infringement on your constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”
10- “I’ve been practicing law for 25 years and your listening to a caddy”
11- “Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.”
Kryten: “Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia!”
Lister: “Get real man. Most eunuchs have got more balls than you.”
Kochanski : “Do you think I like living in this big skip with thrusters? I am faced with a neurotic droid who is completely obsessed with my pants drawer.”
Kryten: “”Pub.” Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.”
Rimmer: “We’d better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?”
Rimmer: “Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.”
Rimmer: “Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Christmas!”
Kryten: “Is this the human value you call ‘friendship’?”
Kryten: “Christian rock music. If that doesn’t scare her off, nothing will.”
Kochanski: “How did I end up like this, on a ship where the fourth most popular pastime is going down to the laundry room and watching my knickers spin dry?”
Kryten: “I haven’t been this embarrassed since I was loosening my adjustment screws, and my entire groinal box dropped into Mr Rimmer’s soup.”
Kryten: “Who allowed this man, this pathetic man, this man who could not outwit a used teabag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yogurt!
Katerina: “Something is not right! It’s saying we don’t exist! How can this be possible? “Taking to nearest valid reality”. Makes no sense at all.”
Rimmer: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
Holly: “Well, the thing about a black hole – its main distinguishing feature – is it’s black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?”
Holly: “That’s a load of Tottenham, that is. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur.”
Cat: “According to the damage report machine, there’s several small fires, lots of smoke and the navicom’s fizzing. Oh, damn. Now the damage report machine’s exploded…”
Rimmer: “Kryten, you have a real gift. You make things that are really, really complicated sound really, really complicated.”
Holly: “I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she’s not for you. She’s cheap, she’s stupid and she wouldn’t load, well, not for me anyway.”
Cat: “What the hell happened to my teeth?! I could open beer bottles with my overbite!”
Cat: “S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I’m gonna get it! Yeah! [Cat finds Lister unconscious on the floor.] S-E-X, I think I found it!”
Lister: “Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. “
Cat: “I’m so gorgeous, there’s a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!””
Holly: “Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: this is not a daffodil.”
Rimmer: “I hate your guitar. If I wanted to share a cell with an irritating lump of wood, I’d have moved in with an Australian soap star.”
Rimmer: “I think we’re losing sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between ‘The League Against Salivating Monsters’ or my own personal preference, which is ‘The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society’. One drawback with that: the abbreviation is c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s.”
Lister : “There’s only three alternatives: it thinks we’re either a threat, food or a mate…. It’s either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us. Either we persuade him we’re not that kinda oceanic salvage vessel, or we scarper pronto.”
Rimmer: “Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.”
Cat: “Hey, this has been a really good day. I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m going to see if I can have sex with something!”
Cat: “How come you need more memory? Over the years you’ve had more RAM than a field of sheep!”
Cat: “Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?”
Cat: “I’ve been so worried I haven’t buffed my shoes in my two days.”
Holly: “I am Holly, the ship’s computer, with an IQ of 6,000. The same IQ as 6,000 PE teachers.”
2- “Every fuckin’ beatin’ I’m grateful for. Every fuckin’ one of them. Get all the trust beat outta you. And you know what the fuckin’ world is.” – Al Swearengen
3- “You see me empty, sir, do not pause and inquire. Simply assume and refill.” – Al Swearengen
4- “My oath on this; everyday that the widow sits on her ass in New York City, looks west at sunset, and thinks to herself “God bless you ignorant cocksuckers in Deadwood who strive mightily and have little money, to add to my ever increasing fortune,” she’ll be safe from the whiles of Al Swearengen.” – Al Swearengen
5- “The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.” – Al Swearengen
6- “In life you have to do a lot of things you don’t f**king want to do. Many times, that’s what the f**k life is… one vile f**king task after another.” v
7- “You can’t cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.”” – Al Swearengen
8- “Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.” – Al Swearengen
9- ““If I bleat when I speak it’s because I just got f**kin’ fleeced.”” – Al Swearengen
10- “Wave a penny under the Jew’s nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.” v
11- “Announcin’ your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.” – Al Swearengen
12- “Get a fuckin’ haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.” – Al Swearengen
13- “I’d rather try touching the moon than take on a whore’s thinking.” – Al Swearengen
14- “Don’t the decapitated deserve recreation, Chief?” – Al Swearengen
Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series quotes – best buffy quotes
Joss Whedon : “Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own”
Buffy: “Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?”
Buffy: “I don’t want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you.”
Giles : “Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it.”
Buffy: “Power. I have it. They don’t. This bothers them.”
Xander: “People don’t fall in love with what’s right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can’t have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.”
Faith: “Anyway, for real now, I’m gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you’ll be honest and not spare my feelings just ’cause I could kill you. You promise?”
Principal Wood: “Buffy, I’m just a guy. Granted, a cool and sexy vampire fighting guy, but still.”
Giles : “In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed.”
Glorificus: “You know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me.”
Buffy: “Passion Rules Us All, And We Obey.”
Faith: “Every guy’s got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola type, dude, naughty nurses and horny cheerleader.”
Xander : “laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
Buffy: “I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters.”
Buffy: “Embrace The Pain. Spank Your Inner Moppet. Whatever.”
Buffy: “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.”
Faith: “You gotta give me something to do. There’s no way I’m sleeping. Don’t you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed.”
Buffy: “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this — hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing.”
Angel: “Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it’s jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?”
Giles : “To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it.”
Buffy: “I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”
Buffy: “In Every Generation, There Is A Chosen One. She Alone Shall Stand Against The Vampires, Demons And Forces Of Darkness. She Is The Slayer.”
Angel: “Oh, I don’t know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there…it’s an overrated pleasure.”
Whistler: “Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can’t help that. It’s what you do afterwards that counts. That’s when you find out who you are.”
Buffy: “Dawn, The Hardest Thing In This World Is To Live In It. Be Brave. Live…For Me.”
Spike: “With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it’s a wonder that there’s room for my brain.”
Willow: “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.”
Spike: “She wouldn’t even kill me. She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I’d gone soft – wasn’t demon enough for the likes of her.”
Buffy: “Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do. And we can do it together.”
Rupert Giles : “Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.”
Xander: “Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.”
Buffy: “A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.”
Buffy: “There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us.”
Buffy: “I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.”
Rupert Giles : “A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s a demon at the core. There is no halfway.””
Glorificus: “You know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me.”
Xander Harris: “You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that’s, uh, that’s actually some pretty good advice.”
Willow: “I like you. You’re nice, and you’re funny, and you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I’m not much fun to be around either.”
Xander Harris: “Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.”
Buffy: “They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.”
Willow: “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?”
Faith: “I hope evil takes MasterCard.”
Willow: “I can kill a couple of geeks all by myself. But, hey, if you’d like to watch… I mean, that’s what you Watchers are good at, right? Watching?”
Buffy: “Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.”
Willow: “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.”
Buffy: “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the one’s left standing. Here endeth the lesson.”
Buffy: “They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.”
Buffy: “Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad… you suck.”
Buffy: “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.”
Buffy “Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.”
1- “What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?”
2- ” There’s an old Italian saying: you f–k up once, you lose two teeth.””
3- “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.”
4- “I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.”
5- “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.”
6- “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
7- “I wipe my ass with your feelings.”
8- ” I’m like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit.”
9- ” She was part of that generation who grew up during the Depression. But the Depression to her was like a trip to Six Flags. “
10- “Blood. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century.”
11- “You know when I was depressed I said I didn’t want to live? Well, I’ll tell you something — I didn’t want to die”
12- “You’re only religious when it suits you.”
13- “This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are … bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin’ to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin’ it go.”
14- “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.”
15- “They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?””
16- “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?”
17- “I won’t pay. I know too much about extortion.”
18- “Log off. That ‘cookies’ shit makes me nervous.”
19- “It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.”
20- “A wrong decision is better than indecision.”
21- “What use is an unloaded gun?”
22- “All due respect, you got no f—in’ idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f—in’ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone with it all.”
23- “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?”
24- “Those who want respect, give respect.”
25- “Buy land, ‘cause God ain’t making any more of it.”
26- “The only reason I did this is because you’re my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would’ve gotten that intervention through the back of their f*ing head.”
27- “Log off. That ‘cookies’ sh-t makes me nervous.”
28- “‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.”
1- “The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?” – Paulie Walnuts
2- ” Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves? Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.” – Paulie Walnuts
3- “There was something on T.V. The original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin’, and he gave the good ones toys. – Paulie Walnuts
4- “You didn’t go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.” – Paulie Walnuts
5- “I’ll make this short and sweet…” – Paulie Walnuts
6- “Not Napoleon exactly….like Napoleon.” – Paulie Walnuts
7- “The Boss of this family told you, you were going to be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus, so shut the f*ck up about it!” – Paulie Walnuts
8- “She’s so fat, she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.” – Paulie Walnuts
9- “I look over and your uncle June’s got lazerbeams shooting out of his eyes” – Paulie Walnuts
10- “When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old. And you two are still old.” – Paulie Walnuts
11- “I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?” – Paulie Walnuts
12- “Ride the painted pony and let the spinnin wheel glide…” – Paulie Walnuts
13- “I’m here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to the big man again about shit between you and me, we’ll have a problem, my friend.” – Paulie Walnuts
14- “Why do pissin, shittin’, and fuckin’ all happen within’ a two-inch radius?” – Paulie Walnuts
15- “By the way, Ton, did your ma have the silver bird package?” – Paulie Walnuts
16- “You’re a little too worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.” – Paulie Walnuts
17- “I live but to serve you, my liege.” – Paulie Walnuts
18- “Word to the wise, rememba Pearl Harbor” – Paulie Walnuts
19- “I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, couple more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy.” – Paulie Walnuts
20- “If the boss says you’re Santa Claus, you’re Santa Claus!” – Paulie Walnuts
21- “I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.” – Paulie Walnuts
22- “You’re not going to believe this, guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians…he was an interior decorator.” – Paulie Walnuts
23- “My name’s Clarence.” – Paulie Walnuts
24 “Sun-Tuh-Zoo. He’s Chinese Prince Matchabell.” – Paulie Walnuts
1- “Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair.” – Junior Soprano
2- “You can’t blame it all on the Justice Department.” – Junior Soprano
3- “Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.” – Junior Soprano
4- “What the hell would we have in common? Bunions? You know how I feel about feet.” – Junior Soprano
5- “That’s what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you find your pleasures where you can.” – Junior Soprano
6- “Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.” – Junior Soprano
7- “Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually think they’re leading.” – Junior Soprano
8- “If you can’t get your friends jobs, what’s the purpose of attaining success?” – Junior Soprano
9- “You tell me to take a dump on the Queen Mary, an hour later they’re hosing it down with disinfectant.” – Junior Soprano
10- “I prefer Mr. Soprano.” – Junior Soprano
11- “My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.” – Junior Soprano
12- “Take it easy. We’re not making a Western, here.” – Junior Soprano
13- “Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.” – Junior Soprano
14- “You might run North Jersey, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior. How many f*cking hours did I spend playing catch with you!?” – Junior Soprano
6- ” ‘what’s good for the goose’, well…most of you will probably remember that I have an extraordinary visual sense. when I was a child, my mother didn’t let me rest on those laurels. she didn’t flatter me. she believed that wild flowers blossomed best among the rocks. with a little water. she was tough. but she was right. and she’s the reason I make videos today.” – Livia Soprano
7- “water.. water… water! I’m livin next door to Gunga Din!” – Livia Soprano
8- “And if you want my advice Anthony don’t expect happiness” – Livia Soprano
9- “I know your father forbids you coming down here; Well he can go shit in his hat.” – Livia Soprano
10- “Now, stop it. It upsets me.” – Livia Soprano
11- “Just send me to the glue factory” – Livia Soprano
12- ” You’re using mesquite? That makes the pork taste peculiar.” – Livia Soprano
13- “Who ever heard of a Jew riding Horses”? – Livia Soprano
14- “It’s all a big nothing What make you think you’re special” – Livia Soprano
15- “Only if i’m picked up and brought back home. I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain.” – Livia Soprano
16- “Somebody’s gonna wash your mouth out with soap.” – Livia Soprano
17 – “Is it Meadow? She eats like a bird.” – Livia Soprano
1- “You’re a stone-cold bitch, Betty Cooper.” – Cheryl Blossom
2- “Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.” – Cheryl Blossom
3- “Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.” – Cheryl Blossom
4- “Hi, I’m Cheryl Blossom a.k.a Cheryl Bombshell. Which means I need no reasons. I simply am.” – Cheryl Blossom
5- “Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.” – Cheryl Blossom
6- “Feel free to tremble.” – Cheryl Blossom
7- “Nightmare Smurfette.” – Cheryl Blossom
8- “I’m in the mood for chaos.” – Cheryl Blossom
9- “Everything looks good on me.” – Cheryl Blossom
10- “No, you ghoul.” – Cheryl Blossom
11- “Did you really think you could have a party without inviting me?” – Cheryl Blossom
12- “You were cruel to me, mother. It was abuse, plain and simple. So, henceforth, if you breathe it’s because I give you air. If you drink, it is because I poured your cup myself, and if you move, it is quietly and with my blessing.” – Cheryl Blossom
13- “Some people say it’s retro, I’d say it’s eternal and iconic.” – Cheryl Blossom
14- “I am Riverdale’s Resident it Girl, Cheryl Blossom ” – Cheryl Blossom
15- “Hands off, Gollum.” – Cheryl Blossom
16- “If you breathe, it is because I give you air.” – Cheryl Blossom
17- “You can’t discriminate against someone because they’re better looking than you.” – Cheryl Blossom
18- “I think she’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts, but so what?” – Cheryl Blossom
19- “I need girls with fire on my squad.” – Cheryl Blossom
20- “Happily Queen of the Baskers” – Cheryl Blossom
21- “I want to be a role model for all people. Even the ones who need makeup really badly.” – Cheryl Blossom
22- “Wanna team up for a little destruction?” – Cheryl Blossom
23- “I’m too cute and all the other girls are jealous.” – Cheryl Blossom
24- “My claustrophobia acts up in a small houses” – Cheryl Blossom
25- “You’re welcome to challenge me. But you’ll lose.” – Cheryl Blossom
26- “So you stuttering sapheads are too dim to exercise your own rights, and you’ve got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato. Consider this your last practice as River Vixens, and your last week as my social handmaidens. You’re fired on all fronts. That’s all. Shoo, bitches.” – Cheryl Blossom
27- “Hobo Bride of Hobo” – Cheryl Blossom
28- “And you’ve got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato.” – Cheryl Blossom
29- “Go back your Hobgoblin” – Cheryl Blossom
30- “The answer is double cherry-on-top-no” – Cheryl Blossom
2- “We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.” – Jughead
3- “Just kind of hoping it means I’ll always be close to him, no matter what.” – Jughead
4- “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, especially not when there’s a snake curled up in its limbs.” – Jughead
5- “Life’s not an Agatha Christie novel, it’s a lot messier.” – Jughead
6- “Just kind of hoping it means I’ll always be close to him, no matter what.” – Jughead
7- “There’s more than one kind of home invasion. It’s not always fast and violent. Sometimes we open the door and we let the intruder in ourselves.” – Jughead
8- “Fear. It’s the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we’re afraid of everything. The dark. The boogeyman under the bed. And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.” – Jughead
9- “There’s that old cliché saying – ‘It’s always darkest before the dawn.’ But sometimes there’s just darkness.” – Jughead
10- “This town is messed up and it needs to own up to its history.” – Jughead
11- “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” – Jughead
12- “Thicker than blood, more precious than oil. Riverdale’s big business is maple syrup.” – Jughead
13- “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in, And I don’t want to fit in.” – Jughead
14- “Hey. We’re all crazy. But we’re not our parents, Betty. We’re not our family.” – Jughead
15- “I don’t fit in. And I don’t wanna fit in.” – Jughead
16- “You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.” – Jughead
17- “That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.” – Jughead
18- “Look, it’s the rich kids from the goonies.” – Jughead
19- “Doesn’t it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level?” – Jughead
20- “I’ll figure it out… I always do.” – Jughead
21- “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.” – Jughead
22- “What makes a place feel like home? Is it warmth and familiarity? Some idealized, make-believe TV version of the American Dream? Is it love and acceptance? Or is it simple safety?” – Jughead
1- “Betty couldn’t make it. So she sent me instead.”
2- “It’s like you know-how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we’re falling apart.”
3- “Bad things happen, but you can’t get rid of your past because then you’d lose the good parts, too.”
4- “Who would’ve though, at the beginning of the year, that we would all become great friends?”
5- “I’m not gonna stop until I prove it.”
6- “We’re both so lucky, I mean, don’t you think? To have found the people that we’re meant to be with?”
7- “You lied to us! That shady guy wasn’t one of your customers, he was a drug dealer.”
8- “I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can’t I do this one thing for me?”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’ve always prided myself on knowing when to get off, and I hope it works out that way.”
Lucy Ricardo: “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I dyed my hair this crazy red to bid for attention. It has become a trademark, and I’ve got to keep it this way.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Think harder, we can be nastier than that.”
Lucy Ricardo:“Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’m not funny. What I am is brave.”
Lucy Ricardo: “You don’t know what it’s like to be born a missing person.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Here I am with all this talent bottled up inside of me and you’re always sitting on the cork.”
Fred Mertz: “Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Ability is of little account without opportunity”
Lucy Ricardo: “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
Lucy Ricardo: “My mother told me never to talk to strange men… whoever she is.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I don’t know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me… anecdotes. But never a joke.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Don’t ask questions, just get a knife and a fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the whole world.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways”
Lucy Ricardo: “The more things you do, the more you can do”
Lucy Ricardo: “People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.”
Lucy Ricardo: “One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous red head”
Lucy Ricardo: “In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.”
Lucy Ricardo: “I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven’t.”
Lucy Ricardo: “Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world”
Lucy Ricardo: “It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.”
