Sam Gardner : “His eyebrows were huge, like he was an arthropod using them as a tactile sensory appendage.”
Zahid : “You’re very welcome. Look, I know you’re scared about where to go to college, but cuddle up and listen to papa. Life always works out. Usually.”
Sam Gardner : “I’m not ready to take the D-train to Bonetown.”
Doug: “I bet you these people eat cashews. You know cashews is the rich man’s nut.”
Zahid : “Look over here, Double O Penguin.”
Sam Gardner : “I hate touching the pens at the bank. That’s not really a question. That’s just something I thought you should know.”
Casey: “I’m still starving. Frankie talked me into ordering the quinoa bowl. I feel like I just ate two pounds of air.”
Zahid : “Name’s Zahid. Starts with a Z, ends with a beautiful friendship?”
“People think autistic people don’t have empathy, but that’s not true. Sometimes I can’t tell if someone’s upset but, once I know, I feel lots of empathy… maybe even more than neurotypicals.”
Zahid : “These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it’s me in the bathroom cause they don’t see my shoes under the stall.”
Elsa: “We’ll just find you someone else, someone with more reasonable eyebrows.”
Sam Gardner : “Those are three of my least favorite things. Oh, and eating raisins because I don’t like to eat things with wrinkles.”
Evan: You have two kids but you act like you have one.
Casey: ” I learned everything I know from the dark lord herself – mom.”
Paige: “Maine is so beautiful. It’s just like Stephen King described it, minus the scary sewer clowns.”
Elsa: “Don’t you just love zucchini bread? It’s like cake with vegetables”
Doug: “I made this igloo. You like this? Pretty good, right? I even used the stuffing from Paige’s murdered penguin as a snow base. I’m gonna go stand by it and make sure no bozos spill punch on it.”
Zahid : “Oh, you’re cool, bro. You’re as cool as a pickle in the freezer.”
‘Mom makes me a better person.’
Paige : “Oh my gosh, I just got out of a yearbook meeting. No one could decide on a font. And I’m sorry, but Helvetica? Gross. We are way better than that.”
Sam Gardner : “I don’t like getting in water that people have touched.”
Zahid : Sir, I’ve got to handle this. Any other nerd in a blue shirt can help you.
Sam Gardner : Zahid is the most stylish person I know. Sometimes he wears two watches.
Casey : ” If you lie and pretend that you like them, you’re fine. But if you tell them the truth,you get fired, you can’t afford food, and you get shanked for cutting in line at the soup kitchen. And then you die. ”
Casey : “We can stay in here forever if you want. We can pee in the can, do college classes online. We can, you know, get old here and get a couple cats.”
Sam Gardner : But how can I make eye contact and look away? I mean, I’m not a mantis shrimp.
Doug: “I folded your shirts, but I’m not touching the under stuff.”
Sam Gardner : Whoever said practice makes perfect was an idiot. Humans can’t be perfect because we’re not machines. The best thing you can say about practice is that it makes…better.”
Zahid : “Hey, now, let’s not get hysterical, alright? I mean, finger loss is an abnormal result of lying.”
Casey : The school bell sounds like an elf hitting a tiny triangle, which, at first I thought was soothing, but then it gets really creepy.
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