Red : “All problems are boring until they’re your own.”
Pennsatucky : “Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!”
Morello : “You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you’ve got Rihanna.”
Red : ‘All problems are boring until they’re your own.’
Big Boo : “I refuse to be invisible, Daddy. Not for you, not for Mom, not for anybody.”
Suzanne : “Sometimes people just don’t want to play with you. And that’s OK!”
Yoga Jones : “I’m thankful for you girls who remind me every day that self-forgiveness is possible.”
Piper : “I’m scared that I’m not myself and I’m scared that I am.”
Alex Vause : I think that when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away. You snap back to being important to each other, because you still are.
Caputo : ‘You’re still hot. I mean you’re a horrible person, but you’re hot as hell.’
Healy: “Everyone wants to go back in time sometimes. To go back to the moment when everything was still possible, before they made a wrong turn, so that they could go on the right path. But it’s not possible. All we can do is make the most of right now.”
Piper : “Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now. Maybe this, right now, is making me a better person.”
Miss Claudette Pelage : Hope is a dangerous thing.
Piper : “By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to mensies.”
Suzanne : “No. This year I’m loving someone who deserves me: Me.”
Morello : ‘Hey, did you ever see that one movie? The one where there’s this cowboy and he’s like the king of the castle and then this astronaut shows up and he tries to take over and so the cowboy attempts to murder him. But instead, the astronaut is taken hostage by this evil psychopath and the cowboy has to rescue him and then they end up becoming really good friends.’
Lorna Morello :My mother always said that silence can be the loudest thing. But she never shut the fuck up.
Red: “Love is not an excuse.”
Sam Healy : Behind every strong man is a strong cunt-faced bitch monster.
Red: “Husbands are overrated. They’re as useless as children.”
Sam Healy : Women fight with gossip and rumors.
Piper : I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.’
Poussey Washington : I believe this world is a damaged place, and if you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.
Leanne : “It was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like everyone was covering up the empty feelings.”
Morello : “Maybe I’ll Pinterest. I hear that’s a thing.”
Red: He’s not the man you thought he’d be because the man you thought he’d be doesn’t exist.
Nicky: “I like privacy, but not alone privacy.”
Suzanne : “Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me!”
Piper : You can just keep moving. Keep yourself so busy you don’t have to face who you really are.
Piper : Look, I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. It’s my Lance Armstrong rock.
Soso: “God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
Vee : “If you’re not building a future, it’s because you don’t believe there is a future.”
Nicole ‘Nicky’ Nichols : You can only vote within your race or your group. Just pretend it’s the 1950s. It makes it easier to understand.
Cal Chapman : While I’m really proud of how evil prison has made you, I think you’re overestimating your villain index. You’re still transitioning. You know, you’re not Walter White yet. You’re Walter White-ink.
Alaida : “A lot of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives.”
Piper : In the morning when I wake up, there are these few seconds before I realize where I am. And then I do realize, and I can’t breathe. And I want to cry and throw shit and kill myself. When does that end?
Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett : God’s angry that there’s an abomination in the church, and if we don’t get rid of ‘it,’ it’s just gonna keep on happening.
Galina ‘Red’ Reznikov : Everybody has a soulmate. But they’re usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, or the planet from you. That’s the way the universe works.
Irma : “It’s so disappointing being underestimated as you age.”
Natalie ‘Fig’ Figueroa : You can’t spend your whole life holding the door open for people and then being angry they didn’t thank you. Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door.
Crazy Eyes : ‘I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that’s all right. You are who you are, like I am who I am.’
Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett : You’re the devil, and I’m the angel of God. I mean, look at my dress!
Piper : Do you miss me? Probably not. I miss you.
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