1- Don Draper : “Why does everybody need to talk about everything?”
2- Don Draper : “You came here because we do this better than you and part of that is letting our creatives be unproductive until they are.”
3- Joan Harris: I’m not a solution to your problems. I’m another problem
4- Peggy Olson: Honestly, why is it that every time a man takes you out to lunch around here, you’re… you’re the dessert!
5- Pete Campbell: If I’m going to die, I’m going to die in Manhattan.
6- Marie Calve: She’s the apple that goes in the pig’s mouth.
7- Matthew Weiner : “Change is neither good or bad; it simply is.”
8- Roger Sterling: Well, I’ve got to go learn a load of people’s names before I fire them.
9- Beth Dawes: You don’t know me. And I don’t know you. We just have the same problem.
10- Don Draper : You want some respect? Go out and get it for yourself.
11- Joan Harris: But that’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.
12- Don Draper : Fear stimulates my imagination.
13- Matthew Weiner : “I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I’ve already been”
14- Joan Harris: He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they’re looking for something between a mother and a waitress.
15- Don Draper : “People want to be told what to do so badly that they’ll listen to anyone.”
16- Don Draper : Los Angeles is not what you see in the movies. It’s like Detroit with palm trees.
17- Don Draper : If you don’t like what is being said, then change the conversation.
18- Joan Harris: Men don’t take time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.
19- Pete Campbell: Of course I love you. I’m giving up my life to be with you, aren’t I?
20- Roger Sterling: I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.
21- Roger Sterling: I should’ve known it was near the end. Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know they’re going to die.
22- Betty Draper: That poor girl. She doesn’t know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.
23- Don Draper: They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
24- Peggy Olson : Am I the only one who can work and drink at the same time?
25- Roger Sterling: You know what my father used to say? ‘Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.’
26- Don Draper: If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation.
27- Roger Sterling: Well, you know what they say about Detroit. It’s all fun and games till they shoot you in the face.
28- Don Draper: Sometimes we don’t get to choose where our talents lie.
29- Joan Holloway : You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
30- Don Draper: Peggy, just think about it. Deeply. Then forget it. And an idea will jump up in your face.
32- Roger Sterling: Remember Don. When God closes a door he opens a dress.
33- Don Draper: The truth is people may see things differently, but they don’t really want to.
34- Lane Pryce: I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn’t like the eulogy.
35- Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because you’re very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I’ve ever had and I don’t care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
36- Don Draper: Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And do you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of a road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing is OK. You are OK.
37- Faye Miller: I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.