“Yo soy Shapiro, Me gusta them titties!”
But the School Board saved their most damning point for last: Dylan was a known dick drawer.
Dylan Maxwell: Another day, another dick.
“I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason and now I’m, like, upsettingly high.”
His pose in the meeting had me laughing so hard and the “allegedly” put it over the top. Right after “those are NOT minor tits” it was just such perfect timing.
Those are not minor titties”
“Who am I? That’s a stupid question.”
“I’d never forget the ball hairs, it’s such an important part of the dick.”
“I’m not part of the football crowd or anything so I don’t really have an opinion of him other than I think he’s kind of a douche.
“This proves that my client, Dylan Maxwell, could not have been at the site in question, on the date in question, at that time.”
“I’ll never understand what’s so amusing about penises.”
Those padded toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else’s butt and then pooping in their butthole.
“He’s a little bitch.”