1- Al Swearengen: Announcin’ your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
2- Bill Hickock :If irritating me is the jackpot, you got the job done.
3- Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew’s nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.
4- “Welcome to fucking Deadwood! It can be combative.”
5- “This day saw many advances, none miraculous.”
6- Al Swearengen: If I bleat when I speak it’s because I just got f**kin’ fleeced.
7- Wild bill to Charlie : “can’t you let me go to hell the way I want to”.
8- Jane : “I’ll have further promise that you won’t forage in my remains after I’m dead, as you obviously don’t scruple from that type of sick behavior.”
9- “I’d rather try touching the moon than take on a whore’s thinking.”
10- “Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you’ve got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.”
11- Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.
“God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes”
12- Hearst : Elections cannot inconvenience me. They ratify my will or I neuter them.
15- Wild Bill Hickok: Some goddamn point a man’s due to stop arguing with his-self and feeling twice the goddamn fool he knows he is ’cause he can’t be something he tries to be every goddamn day without once getting to dinnertime and fucking it up. I don’t want to fight it anymore, understand me Charlie? And I don’t want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?
16- “They’re hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin’ lyin’ instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.”
17- “Trixie: Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.
18- Bill Hickock : What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I’d lose the gold to at poker.
20- Al Swearengen: My oath on this; everyday that the widow sits on her ass in New York City, looks west at sunset, and thinks to herself “God bless you ignorant cocksuckers in Deadwood who strive mightily and have little money, to add to my ever increasing fortune,” she’ll be safe from the whiles of Al Swearengen.