The Gears of War series is known for its gruff, often darkly humorous, and sometimes surprisingly emotional dialogue. Here’s a list of memorable quotes from the games, primarily focusing on the main characters:
Marcus Fenix:
- “Suck pavement!”
- “That’s five, motherf**kers!” (When getting five consecutive sniper kills)
- “Aww, warms my heart… and cooks yours!”
- “They can eat sh** and die, for all I care.”
- “I’ll think less of me. And it’s the only thing that’s going to make me feel alive.”
- “Feel that? That’s from Dom, and everyone else you killed, you b***h!” (To Queen Myrrah)
- “With all due respect, f**k you, sir.” (To Hoffman)
- “I just lost my f**king brother, alright?! My BROTHER! You, your tower, and all this f**kin Imulsion can GO TO HELL!!” (To Griffin)
- “Scratch one grub.” (A common line after a kill)
- “What do I look like? A f**king botanist?”
- “It’s a giant worm! They’re sinking cities with a giant worm!”
- “Not the f**king tomatoes!” (From Gears of War 4)
- “Shut the f**k up, Fahz.” (From Gears 5)
Dominic Santiago:
- “So, what are we doing tomorrow?” (After destroying the Locust tunnels)
- “Dom…” (Marcus’s often-heartbreaking call to Dom)
Augustus “Cole Train” Cole:
- “WOOOOOO!”
- “Delta Squad is in your house, b**ch! You hear that sh**?! You grubby-ass b**ches are goin’ down! Like way down—dead down… so down you ain’t even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin’ to your skanky-ass queen! Oh mommy, don’t let the bad man hurt us! F**k you! We gonna whup your momma’s ass! Woo!” (To Queen Myrrah)
- “The Cole Train don’t go woo woo, IT’S WOO!”
- “Yeah! Wooo! Bring it on, sucka! This is my kinda sh**!”
- “Ever feel like you died, but nobody told ya?”
Damon Baird:
- “It’s darker than a rat’s ass in here. Let me light up Betty’s titties!”
- “Yeah, yeah, yeah, group hug.”
- “What, there’s Stranded here? I’m sure there’s some nice Stranded.”
- “Man this war is f**ked. I’m coughing up blood that ain’t mine.”
- “Oh, it’s bullshit.” (Often over the comms)
General Anya Stroud:
- “Anya. Berserker. Satellite?” (Marcus’s plea for Hammer of Dawn)
Chairman Prescott:
- “Humans are no strangers to war. After all, we’ve been fighting for as long as we can remember. War is all we know. In the past, we fought for imulsion. We fought for country. We fought for freedom. But all that changed after E-Day. For fifteen years, we’ve been fighting for our very survival against inhuman, genocidal monsters. But it is a fight we cannot continue. Humanity faces extinction, unless we end this war now.”
Other Notable Quotes:
- “Who wants toast!?” (A general combat taunt)
- “Uh, reloading sir, still haven’t got that trick down.” – Ben Carmine
- “Lobotomized!” – Baird (After a headshot)
- “We eat tonight!” – Tai Kaliso
- “This is Adam Fenix… Is anyone out there…? Can you hear me…? What have you done…?!” – Adam Fenix (Post-credits message from Gears of War 2)
- “Look ma no face”
- “Boom ya bring it on sucker, This my kinda shit.”
- “There’s no home depot out here you f*ckin assh*les.”
- “Eat dirt and die, motherf*cker!”“
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